eddie harrison
@harrison.pizza
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Solvin’ crimes before dinner time
San Francisco, CA
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eddie harrison
@harrison.pizza
· Mar 7
alt text is where the real action happens, baby
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There was literally a story in Newsweek before they even announced what the “secret project that would revolutionize transportation” actually was that had a not insignificant number of adults guessing it was a transporter.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There was literally a story in Newsweek before they even announced what the “secret project that would revolutionize transportation” actually was that had a not insignificant number of adults guessing it was a transporter.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
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Star Trek: First Contact - on banjo.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Star Trek: First Contact - on banjo.
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Claudia Black hive, assemble! Have I ALSO done a viewing guide/feature on Farscape? I mean, have you met me?? www.ign.com/articles/201...
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Claudia Black hive, assemble! Have I ALSO done a viewing guide/feature on Farscape? I mean, have you met me?? www.ign.com/articles/201...
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"I think episode 8 of ANDOR season 2 is the most important episode of television this year, and probably for many years to come...It’s a crime that Genevieve O'Reilly was not acknowledged with awards.”
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"I think episode 8 of ANDOR season 2 is the most important episode of television this year, and probably for many years to come...It’s a crime that Genevieve O'Reilly was not acknowledged with awards.”
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
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I’ve been pretty sold on the idea that Dems should put effort into being a social club as much as a political party in large part because it’s increasingly clear this sort of group ritual is something we need as a society and it’s a lot better if it’s one that had values we actually want to promote
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ve been pretty sold on the idea that Dems should put effort into being a social club as much as a political party in large part because it’s increasingly clear this sort of group ritual is something we need as a society and it’s a lot better if it’s one that had values we actually want to promote
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Someone finally tied it all together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Someone finally tied it all together.
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maybe the simplest encapsulation of the difference between childhood and adulthood is that magic as a child is something that just happens and magic as an adult is something you need to be open to experiencing
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
maybe the simplest encapsulation of the difference between childhood and adulthood is that magic as a child is something that just happens and magic as an adult is something you need to be open to experiencing
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This is super fun. I feel like this gimmick will be the next comic by @nsousanis.bsky.social or @tymgodek.bsky.social
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is super fun. I feel like this gimmick will be the next comic by @nsousanis.bsky.social or @tymgodek.bsky.social
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Look man. I’m opening night for new Avatar movies. Every time. You can argue until you’re blue in the face about “cultural impact” or whatever. The rest of us understand Big Jim knows how to make a crazy VFX showcase movie to watch in the theater and that’s all these things need to be
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Look man. I’m opening night for new Avatar movies. Every time. You can argue until you’re blue in the face about “cultural impact” or whatever. The rest of us understand Big Jim knows how to make a crazy VFX showcase movie to watch in the theater and that’s all these things need to be
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Like? The TECHNIQUE is missing. The PRODUCERS are missing. The real live MUSICIANS are missing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Like? The TECHNIQUE is missing. The PRODUCERS are missing. The real live MUSICIANS are missing.
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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NOO NOT CLAUDE,
Famed San Francisco albino alligator Claude dies at 30
The unofficial mascot for San Francisco recently had a year of birthday celebrations.
sfstandard.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
NOO NOT CLAUDE,
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Requested a book through ILL over break. It arrived today. Libraries man.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Requested a book through ILL over break. It arrived today. Libraries man.
I’m “good” at anagrams, I’m just running multiple parallel instances of dyslexia
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m “good” at anagrams, I’m just running multiple parallel instances of dyslexia
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honestly better than I would have expected
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
honestly better than I would have expected
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what do I do for a living? 2-factor authentication, mostly
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
what do I do for a living? 2-factor authentication, mostly
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For T Magazine, I wrote about how animated shows captured the toon spirit of Gen X, and got old with us (giftie) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
How the Animated Sitcom and Gen X Grew Up Together
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
For T Magazine, I wrote about how animated shows captured the toon spirit of Gen X, and got old with us (giftie) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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Rent A Hero (1991) | action RPG | Sega Mega Drive | Sega
When your dad dresses up as Godzilla at a party and a mysterious armor suit arrives for you instead of pizza, sometimes it's best to just go with the flow in this heroic RPG produced by Sega's Yu Suzuki.
When your dad dresses up as Godzilla at a party and a mysterious armor suit arrives for you instead of pizza, sometimes it's best to just go with the flow in this heroic RPG produced by Sega's Yu Suzuki.
May 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rent A Hero (1991) | action RPG | Sega Mega Drive | Sega
When your dad dresses up as Godzilla at a party and a mysterious armor suit arrives for you instead of pizza, sometimes it's best to just go with the flow in this heroic RPG produced by Sega's Yu Suzuki.
When your dad dresses up as Godzilla at a party and a mysterious armor suit arrives for you instead of pizza, sometimes it's best to just go with the flow in this heroic RPG produced by Sega's Yu Suzuki.
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I found an interview I did with Charli before she was famous that never ran. And in digging around as to why, I basically traced the last 15 years in hipster new york city media
Today at @flaminghydra.com, @leilza.bsky.social follows Charli xcx's road through youth, isolation, and sadness, to pop stardom and beyond.
With extraordinary photos, including some of her 2016 SXSW performance with SOPHIE
flaminghydra.com/travels-with...
With extraordinary photos, including some of her 2016 SXSW performance with SOPHIE
flaminghydra.com/travels-with...
Travels with Charli
This year, last month, the video for Charli xcx “Chains of Love” appears, a prepromotion for the new Emerald Fennell version of Wuthering Heights. The top comment on YouTube reads, “We used to pray fo...
flaminghydra.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I found an interview I did with Charli before she was famous that never ran. And in digging around as to why, I basically traced the last 15 years in hipster new york city media
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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My friend today quoted someone saying to her “every day you find a new way to teabag the devil” and I can’t get over what a good line that is
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My friend today quoted someone saying to her “every day you find a new way to teabag the devil” and I can’t get over what a good line that is
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the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution
Is it possible that there are now issues where I am to the right of Bill Kristol??
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution