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MrNelson007, Defender of Tristram
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Video game idiot at large.

I write stuff sometimes. That’s about it honestly.
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New year new games thread, 2026 time.
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This reminds me of when I was first job hunting after college. I got passed around to like a dozen different teams, interview after interview, no job.

And then out of nowhere one day I got a call from the original team I’d interviewed with offering me a job immediately
Got another job interview tomorrow for the same company that rejected me last time but a different location. Fingers crossed.
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
“I needed it for my own ego”
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYKh...

I don't even love 9 that much but objectively incredible song for one of honestly the most emotional moments in FF period, certainly the most memorable part of 9 for me by a huge margin.
Not Alone (Final Fantasy IX) - GaMetal Remix
YouTube video by GaMetal
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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OK pause on the timeline because everyone needs to see the curling baby from one of the Olympic matches today
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Lifehack: beans
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Hell yeah we are, once again, so incredibly back
New Video - YGOTAS Episode 87 - Kink of Games

youtu.be/mJLd-MooA_0

Honored to have the brilliant @theabigailthorn.bsky.social on board for a cameo, as well as my good friend @cyberlink420.bsky.social reprising his role as Luke

Hope you enjoy this one
Episode 87 - Kink of Games
YouTube video by Little Kuriboh
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Always, always remember the Three Truths:

* Things suck
* They used to be worse
* We can make them better
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Let’s all do it for Jimmy 🫡
Only 10 cases of Guinea worm disease were recorded *globally* last year.

It may become the second human disease we eradicate, after smallpox.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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That’s me in the tower
That’s me in the clock spot
Losing my rotation
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
It was a thing people talked about at the time even, not a realization in hindsight. But he was absolutely on the right of the rest of the Dem field when he ran.
It’s been lost to time, but Hillary Clinton ran to Obama’s left in 2008.

People forget this because he adeptly used the blank slate and soaring rhetoric to cover up that he was running on a relatively moderate agenda.
Ignoring that you’re just wrong on how factional power works, you’re also horribly wrong electorally.

Obama in 08 and Biden in 20 ran on very left agendas. Si Se Puede and forgiving student loan debt and a bunch of other shit, and they won huge. Hillary, Harris, Kerry all ran to the center/right.
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Netflix has every James Bond film now. This is *gestures at name* something of a big deal for me.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Here's some more
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
That one Kid Rock song that makes you think you’re about to hear Werewolves of London only to instantly shatter your hopes against the jagged rocks of hell itself
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Feeling confident that the fact that these are the marching orders now means that Donny Boy is mad at the idea he has to pretend he didn’t or can’t be bothered to pretend anymore so they’re following the boss’s orders
HOW ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Does anyone have any good information on what Springfield might need or who to contact there? I don’t want to be scrambling to find out if they do show up and it’s close enough to do what I can
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Do they turn back during the cooking process? I mean they have to, right? How else would you know? Anything you eat could be one.
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
We are so back it’s like we never even left baby
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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holy shit, you mean to tell me that people were committing crimes with the thing whose single use case is crime
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Shocked, not that shocked, etc
CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Just turned in my forms, gotta wait to hear from the board of elections now but it's in progress. Fingers crossed.
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I guess AI Paul McCartney and AI Bob Dylan were double booked, huh?
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM