@hashbrownparty.bsky.social
Who's ready to plow through December with the #12daysofLillard ?!? Do I start with Scream or She's All That? SLC Punk will be squirreled away til the end...
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Who's ready to plow through December with the #12daysofLillard ?!? Do I start with Scream or She's All That? SLC Punk will be squirreled away til the end...
So House of Yes is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters. Follow that up with Josie & The Pussycats for your Black Friday anti-capitalist content. How do we round out the Parker Posey Holiday Weekend?
You've Got Mail for Small Business Saturday?
Open to suggestions
You've Got Mail for Small Business Saturday?
Open to suggestions
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So House of Yes is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters. Follow that up with Josie & The Pussycats for your Black Friday anti-capitalist content. How do we round out the Parker Posey Holiday Weekend?
You've Got Mail for Small Business Saturday?
Open to suggestions
You've Got Mail for Small Business Saturday?
Open to suggestions
What's the sketchiest dive bar In LA now that the King Eddy has closed?
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What's the sketchiest dive bar In LA now that the King Eddy has closed?
"ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DORK?"
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DORK?"
The tactless East Coast boomers that frequent my restaurant are my training wheels for exposure therapy in terms of being confrontational. I just told this old guy not to leave this trash pile with chewed gum exposed on the table when he leaves.
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The tactless East Coast boomers that frequent my restaurant are my training wheels for exposure therapy in terms of being confrontational. I just told this old guy not to leave this trash pile with chewed gum exposed on the table when he leaves.
Can't Hardly Waiting To Exhale
Smash two movies together to make a new movie
The Remains Of The Day The Earth Stood Still
The Remains Of The Day The Earth Stood Still
Smash two movies together to make a new movie
Mulholland Drive Drive
Mulholland Drive Drive
September 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Can't Hardly Waiting To Exhale
Just your basic, throwback, cut-and-paste kinda gal.
September 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just your basic, throwback, cut-and-paste kinda gal.
If I had a brick and mortar vintage store I'd call it "Next Door to Glass"
#streetcar
#streetcar
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If I had a brick and mortar vintage store I'd call it "Next Door to Glass"
#streetcar
#streetcar
@drchristhompson.bsky.social a lil good news while you're away ...The Pantry is reopening!
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@drchristhompson.bsky.social a lil good news while you're away ...The Pantry is reopening!
"I'm not poly. I'm a relationship anarchist". Sorry bro, that's WAAAY too self indulgent. You're a relationship amoeba. No "boundaries", the ability to grow and morph and some weird little hairs growing randomly. RELATSH-MEEBS. #fixedit
September 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"I'm not poly. I'm a relationship anarchist". Sorry bro, that's WAAAY too self indulgent. You're a relationship amoeba. No "boundaries", the ability to grow and morph and some weird little hairs growing randomly. RELATSH-MEEBS. #fixedit
Possibly my favorite thing ever? Inter-species animal hangs.
Sub genre: animals riding other animals.
Sub genre: animals riding other animals.
September 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Possibly my favorite thing ever? Inter-species animal hangs.
Sub genre: animals riding other animals.
Sub genre: animals riding other animals.
OKLAHOMA: circa 2025
"Hot take! The Talking heads are considered punk!"
"Hot take! The Talking heads are considered punk!"
August 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
OKLAHOMA: circa 2025
"Hot take! The Talking heads are considered punk!"
"Hot take! The Talking heads are considered punk!"
the only time the fiddle player isn't bringing bad vibes/insufferable content is if they are Irish.
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the only time the fiddle player isn't bringing bad vibes/insufferable content is if they are Irish.
Guess what? I'm a mustard loyalist now. French's Dijon.
July 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Guess what? I'm a mustard loyalist now. French's Dijon.
Just imagine if Wes Anderson could write for women.
May 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Just imagine if Wes Anderson could write for women.
I floated the comparison of Manhattan Clam Chowder vs New England Clam Chowder to drive home the difference between New Mex food and CA Mex and the Midwest guy I'm talking to finally got it.
May 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I floated the comparison of Manhattan Clam Chowder vs New England Clam Chowder to drive home the difference between New Mex food and CA Mex and the Midwest guy I'm talking to finally got it.
Can we stop with the myth of the "skinny margarita"? Just order a ranch water and get over yourself
May 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Can we stop with the myth of the "skinny margarita"? Just order a ranch water and get over yourself
Nobody:
Me: CLAP*CLAP*CLAP
expressing my own mint when the tiki drink arrives at the airport bar.
Me: CLAP*CLAP*CLAP
expressing my own mint when the tiki drink arrives at the airport bar.
May 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nobody:
Me: CLAP*CLAP*CLAP
expressing my own mint when the tiki drink arrives at the airport bar.
Me: CLAP*CLAP*CLAP
expressing my own mint when the tiki drink arrives at the airport bar.
Before I die, but hopefully a lot sooner than that I need to ride in a rumble seat.
April 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Before I die, but hopefully a lot sooner than that I need to ride in a rumble seat.
Bar manager just now: Miller High Life is champagne for babies.
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bar manager just now: Miller High Life is champagne for babies.
Not drinking a Mexican Coke straight out of the bottle? That's a paddlin.
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not drinking a Mexican Coke straight out of the bottle? That's a paddlin.
The only good waiting room is the one at the vet. Side quest animals!!!
April 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The only good waiting room is the one at the vet. Side quest animals!!!
Dumb hat = PBR
April 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Dumb hat = PBR
So we've got Possum Kingdom by the Toadies and A Good Idea by Sugar. Where are the songs where a woman lures a man into a rowboat and sets him on fire?
March 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
So we've got Possum Kingdom by the Toadies and A Good Idea by Sugar. Where are the songs where a woman lures a man into a rowboat and sets him on fire?
Those ketchup packets may seem like a trivial size, but let me tell you adults have NO idea how much ketchup they need. Pools of red on empty plates, over and over. Wait, did I just write and emo song?
March 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Those ketchup packets may seem like a trivial size, but let me tell you adults have NO idea how much ketchup they need. Pools of red on empty plates, over and over. Wait, did I just write and emo song?