if a dolphins fan is ever mean to you over a man who was a 22-26 head coach in the ACC before being the worst in-game defensive coordinator in the league this year, you have legal and moral obligation to punch them in the nose

The bones of the offense will be similar in DET. 12/13 personnel, heavy PA usage and taking downfield shots off PA. The limitations of the offense in ARI were more on the QB than the playcaller, could be a fun offense if Petzing can iron back out the run game (why keeping Fraley means a lot)

they’ve all figured out the real hack:

while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈

fine.

Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)

Dan Soder said Purdy has a World War I face and now i can't unsee it. www.instagram.com/reels/DS5qje...