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if a dolphins fan is ever mean to you over a man who was a 22-26 head coach in the ACC before being the worst in-game defensive coordinator in the league this year, you have legal and moral obligation to punch them in the nose
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
if a dolphins fan is ever mean to you over a man who was a 22-26 head coach in the ACC before being the worst in-game defensive coordinator in the league this year, you have legal and moral obligation to punch them in the nose
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The bones of the offense will be similar in DET. 12/13 personnel, heavy PA usage and taking downfield shots off PA. The limitations of the offense in ARI were more on the QB than the playcaller, could be a fun offense if Petzing can iron back out the run game (why keeping Fraley means a lot)
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The bones of the offense will be similar in DET. 12/13 personnel, heavy PA usage and taking downfield shots off PA. The limitations of the offense in ARI were more on the QB than the playcaller, could be a fun offense if Petzing can iron back out the run game (why keeping Fraley means a lot)
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they’ve all figured out the real hack:
while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈
while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
they’ve all figured out the real hack:
while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈
while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈
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firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager
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i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
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did everyone give their traditional 10 floggings to the losing QB?
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
did everyone give their traditional 10 floggings to the losing QB?
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This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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fine.
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
fine.
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
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Watched Fellowship of the Ring in the theater tonight and lost the fight to not mutter “thiiiiiiiiiis bitch” every time Legolas walked into frame
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Watched Fellowship of the Ring in the theater tonight and lost the fight to not mutter “thiiiiiiiiiis bitch” every time Legolas walked into frame
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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Among 129 qualfied playoff performances since 2020, there have been eight games when a quarterback was pressured on over half of his dropbacks, per TruMedia.
Justin Herbert's past two playoff games are two of them.
Justin Herbert's past two playoff games are two of them.
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Among 129 qualfied playoff performances since 2020, there have been eight games when a quarterback was pressured on over half of his dropbacks, per TruMedia.
Justin Herbert's past two playoff games are two of them.
Justin Herbert's past two playoff games are two of them.
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im gonna take all the other 30 games i watched them play this season into account and disagree. im retired from arguing
Counterpoint:
These quarterbacks are wildly overrated
These quarterbacks are wildly overrated
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
im gonna take all the other 30 games i watched them play this season into account and disagree. im retired from arguing
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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LiveLaughLane is making a generational posting thru it run
What’s Lane been posting the last two days well it’s what you think it is
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
LiveLaughLane is making a generational posting thru it run
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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The Lions have reached out to former Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel about their vacant offensive coordinator position, sources say. McDaniel is a top candidate for any open OC job.
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The Lions have reached out to former Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel about their vacant offensive coordinator position, sources say. McDaniel is a top candidate for any open OC job.
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
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i will have a mental and emotional breakdown
Amid recent leaguewide buzz about Kliff Kingsbury’s future, many believe Baltimore, with Lamar Jackson, would be an ideal landing spot for the now former Commanders offensive coordinator.
That will be a name to watch.
That will be a name to watch.
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i will have a mental and emotional breakdown
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Dan Soder said Purdy has a World War I face and now i can't unsee it. www.instagram.com/reels/DS5qje...
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Dan Soder said Purdy has a World War I face and now i can't unsee it. www.instagram.com/reels/DS5qje...
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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I’d argue Joe Milton throws the prettiest incompletions in the NFL. This ball is on a line and is a pure spiral that probably decked a staffer on the sideline
hell yes we're getting Joe Milton hours in New Jersey today
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I’d argue Joe Milton throws the prettiest incompletions in the NFL. This ball is on a line and is a pure spiral that probably decked a staffer on the sideline