Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
Hey, I’ve seen that guy somewhere before…
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Hey, I’ve seen that guy somewhere before…
In conclusion, he deserved to be shot in the back 10 times.
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
In conclusion, he deserved to be shot in the back 10 times.
I know there are more important things to care about in the world right now, but…
This isn’t the proper use of “gotta.”
This isn’t the proper use of “gotta.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I know there are more important things to care about in the world right now, but…
This isn’t the proper use of “gotta.”
This isn’t the proper use of “gotta.”
Do you hear what you are saying? Lady, are you okay?
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Do you hear what you are saying? Lady, are you okay?
I mean, aren’t they always?
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I mean, aren’t they always?
Nothing more comfortable than a chair made of stone.
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing more comfortable than a chair made of stone.
I mean, this is from The Onion, but it’s not far from accurate?
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I mean, this is from The Onion, but it’s not far from accurate?
She’s not Santa’s wife, she’s a lawyer.
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
She’s not Santa’s wife, she’s a lawyer.
Happy birthday, Jennifer Aniston!
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Happy birthday, Jennifer Aniston!
This seems like a good omen, right?
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This seems like a good omen, right?
This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.
The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”
Don’t even get me started on this guy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Don’t even get me started on this guy.
This is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is where I post from if you even care
Yesterday was @wendymolyneux.bsky.social’s birthday. She’s about the greatest person in the world. She’s a talented writer. She’s an amazing mom. She’s beautiful and funny and just a fucking delight to be around as everyone who knows her will attest. Happy birthday & love you, Wendy!
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday was @wendymolyneux.bsky.social’s birthday. She’s about the greatest person in the world. She’s a talented writer. She’s an amazing mom. She’s beautiful and funny and just a fucking delight to be around as everyone who knows her will attest. Happy birthday & love you, Wendy!
Risk everything.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Risk everything.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
Ahh yes, Canuial Street! This is my stop!
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ahh yes, Canuial Street! This is my stop!
Look out, Dodgers! According to news reports, the Blue Jays activated this guy from the injured list.
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look out, Dodgers! According to news reports, the Blue Jays activated this guy from the injured list.
If I were I reporter in the media, I might dig into the fact that he said “they gave ME $16 million dollars.” Like, maybe ask, “Why should the money go to you?”
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If I were I reporter in the media, I might dig into the fact that he said “they gave ME $16 million dollars.” Like, maybe ask, “Why should the money go to you?”
Make this a poster. Put it up all over America.
September 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Make this a poster. Put it up all over America.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
