Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
It is totally normal to bulldoze something first, and then figure out exactly what goes in that empty space second.
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It is totally normal to bulldoze something first, and then figure out exactly what goes in that empty space second.
Billionaires want AI to make their entertainments so that they don’t need us anymore. They are deeply resentful that creativity is something other people have that they cannot buy or create artificially.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Billionaires want AI to make their entertainments so that they don’t need us anymore. They are deeply resentful that creativity is something other people have that they cannot buy or create artificially.
This is so dead on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is so dead on.
The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”
He’s slurring his words like CRAZY.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He’s slurring his words like CRAZY.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
Pretty sure that Trump counts every time there’s a pause in the ongoing Israel-Gaza conflict as one of the wars he’s stopped/solved.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pretty sure that Trump counts every time there’s a pause in the ongoing Israel-Gaza conflict as one of the wars he’s stopped/solved.
Anyone who refers to Star Wars as “A New Hope” instead of just calling it “Star Wars” is a coward and a traitor.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anyone who refers to Star Wars as “A New Hope” instead of just calling it “Star Wars” is a coward and a traitor.
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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
Guys, follow this account. Because then sprinkles throughout the shitshow of whatever is happening today you get wonderful paintings by Edward Hopper. And it’s a really nice respite.
Abbot's House - 1926
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104461
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104461
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Guys, follow this account. Because then sprinkles throughout the shitshow of whatever is happening today you get wonderful paintings by Edward Hopper. And it’s a really nice respite.
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We don't really know how bicycles work.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We don't really know how bicycles work.
People are turning this latest Truth Social post into a “hilarious” meme. I mean, I get that it’s easy to turn the words of these dangerous clowns (RFK Jr included) into comedy, because these people are clowns.
But they are actually dangerous. We should focus more on the dangerous part.
But they are actually dangerous. We should focus more on the dangerous part.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
People are turning this latest Truth Social post into a “hilarious” meme. I mean, I get that it’s easy to turn the words of these dangerous clowns (RFK Jr included) into comedy, because these people are clowns.
But they are actually dangerous. We should focus more on the dangerous part.
But they are actually dangerous. We should focus more on the dangerous part.
“Don’t HAVE to, no. But prefer to, yes.”
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“Don’t HAVE to, no. But prefer to, yes.”
Quiet, Piggy.
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Quiet, Piggy.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
“Please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math.” —John Oliver saying the thing everyone should be saying every day until all the files are released
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math.” —John Oliver saying the thing everyone should be saying every day until all the files are released
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another mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
another mess
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
Wait……..WHAT?
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Wait……..WHAT?
It doesn’t matter if people on the Right who might choose to oppose Trump, like MTG, swing closer to the middle or further to the right. Their usefulness begins and ends with breaking ranks.
(Also: They’re most likely going harder to the Right.)
(Also: They’re most likely going harder to the Right.)
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It doesn’t matter if people on the Right who might choose to oppose Trump, like MTG, swing closer to the middle or further to the right. Their usefulness begins and ends with breaking ranks.
(Also: They’re most likely going harder to the Right.)
(Also: They’re most likely going harder to the Right.)
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Re: Trump v. MTG: When two gross and horrible people collide, you are not obligated to take a side. It’s okay to just enjoy the mutually assured destruction.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Re: Trump v. MTG: When two gross and horrible people collide, you are not obligated to take a side. It’s okay to just enjoy the mutually assured destruction.
This is the paradox of tolerance, the treason of free speech: We hesitate to admit that some people are just fucking evil and need to be stopped. — @nkjemisin.bsky.social
“The Ones Who Stay and Fight”
“The Ones Who Stay and Fight”
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is the paradox of tolerance, the treason of free speech: We hesitate to admit that some people are just fucking evil and need to be stopped. — @nkjemisin.bsky.social
“The Ones Who Stay and Fight”
“The Ones Who Stay and Fight”