hatwell
@hatwell.bsky.social
it's hatwell! you know, hatwell from twitter!!!!! hiya!!! this is not me skeeting in a work capacity of any kind.
what is the point in anything
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
what is the point in anything
stop blowing smoke up my ass and answer my question
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
stop blowing smoke up my ass and answer my question
who is this for, who needs Gemini to tell them that they're smart?
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
who is this for, who needs Gemini to tell them that they're smart?
thank you, the company 'smol' for including this warning on my washing up liquid carton
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
thank you, the company 'smol' for including this warning on my washing up liquid carton
sick of seeing this LIE every damn day
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
sick of seeing this LIE every damn day
I cancelled my Spotify subscription and this popped up on the confirmation screen and made me even more glad I cancelled it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I cancelled my Spotify subscription and this popped up on the confirmation screen and made me even more glad I cancelled it.
lil live bug in Slack, you love to see it
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
lil live bug in Slack, you love to see it
don't tell me what I'll be glad about thanks
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
don't tell me what I'll be glad about thanks
first ever 6/6 on @learnedleague.com and it's against my own mother. Shakespearean.
September 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
first ever 6/6 on @learnedleague.com and it's against my own mother. Shakespearean.
keep not clicking this, i am assuming i'm being invited to chat with Jira/Atlassian's new AI assistant? I
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
keep not clicking this, i am assuming i'm being invited to chat with Jira/Atlassian's new AI assistant? I
genuinely forgot i'd "reviewed" these films
May 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
genuinely forgot i'd "reviewed" these films
i found a bug in chat gpt. The WAEC is the West African Examinations Council - it essentially gave me a link to the exam timetable for Nigerian secondary school exams this year?!
May 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i found a bug in chat gpt. The WAEC is the West African Examinations Council - it essentially gave me a link to the exam timetable for Nigerian secondary school exams this year?!
when I have strange persistent thoughts while I'm drifting off to sleep I sometimes just write em down to get em out of my brain and now my phone todo list has some entries like this
April 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
when I have strange persistent thoughts while I'm drifting off to sleep I sometimes just write em down to get em out of my brain and now my phone todo list has some entries like this
Did anyone else know this about sonic the hedgehog? I feel insane. mods lock 341 page thread "Which neo-liberal world leader is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?" I have never before in my life thought anything was a psyop before but this?
March 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did anyone else know this about sonic the hedgehog? I feel insane. mods lock 341 page thread "Which neo-liberal world leader is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?" I have never before in my life thought anything was a psyop before but this?
ok gang: I think I've invented A Thing. Giving blood on Valentine's Day. Is that a thing already? If not it is now. I invented it!
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ok gang: I think I've invented A Thing. Giving blood on Valentine's Day. Is that a thing already? If not it is now. I invented it!
ahhhh this is the emoji kitchen result for combining two snake emojis, makes me very happy
January 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
ahhhh this is the emoji kitchen result for combining two snake emojis, makes me very happy
i want to die when i accidentally commit stuff like this, feels like revealing the grossest parts of my id
January 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i want to die when i accidentally commit stuff like this, feels like revealing the grossest parts of my id
What's your emotional support album? The one you put on when it feels like either the world or your brain is actively working against you? I need mine today.
January 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What's your emotional support album? The one you put on when it feels like either the world or your brain is actively working against you? I need mine today.
yeah that's right I'm the mfing champ
January 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
yeah that's right I'm the mfing champ
