dhauge
@hauge319.bsky.social
Reply guy. Wealth manager. Financial markets and sports fan. Minneapolis, MN.
What the fuck is this?
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What the fuck is this?
3 weeks to bleed out after doubling overnight, 2 days to recover.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
3 weeks to bleed out after doubling overnight, 2 days to recover.
Waiting until Friday to buy next week's Puts.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Waiting until Friday to buy next week's Puts.
Nasdaq goes down for five days then comes right back with this lol.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Nasdaq goes down for five days then comes right back with this lol.
Today’s market action.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today’s market action.
Toilet Paper: Bonds, and the CNN Fear & Greed Index.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Toilet Paper: Bonds, and the CNN Fear & Greed Index.
Downright hilarious. 25bps and people can’t snort enough coke.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Downright hilarious. 25bps and people can’t snort enough coke.
OKLO +6% for no reason on a sleepy holiday
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OKLO +6% for no reason on a sleepy holiday
Indicator continues to be comically bad.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Indicator continues to be comically bad.
You would fucking think this was an easy short, but I assure you it was almost impossible.
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You would fucking think this was an easy short, but I assure you it was almost impossible.
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
Ohhh, the initial excitement, it just faded randomly. Got it. That’s too bad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ohhh, the initial excitement, it just faded randomly. Got it. That’s too bad.
After hours is meaningless (see: today) but it’s not looking good !
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
After hours is meaningless (see: today) but it’s not looking good !
OKLO breaching $85 after hours
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
OKLO breaching $85 after hours
Stop stop it’s already dead 😂
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stop stop it’s already dead 😂
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
On the move again after lots of mashing buttons
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
On the move again after lots of mashing buttons
I'll keep you posted!
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'll keep you posted!
