Sophie Woods
@haughtyautie.bsky.social
AuDHD, dog lover, left-wing, atheist, word-wrangler. There will be swearing.
I would never accuse Shitler of being capable of giving anyone s*xual pleasure, so ❤️ it is!
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I would never accuse Shitler of being capable of giving anyone s*xual pleasure, so ❤️ it is!
I did not have Fae invasion on my calendar for this year. Not sure how I’ll fit it in, between the human-engineered societal collapse, anticipated pandemic resurgences etc., and still find time to deal with my AuDHD/chronic illness bullcrap but I’ll do my best.
All hail our new Fae overlords…
All hail our new Fae overlords…
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I did not have Fae invasion on my calendar for this year. Not sure how I’ll fit it in, between the human-engineered societal collapse, anticipated pandemic resurgences etc., and still find time to deal with my AuDHD/chronic illness bullcrap but I’ll do my best.
All hail our new Fae overlords…
All hail our new Fae overlords…
Your parents are wonderful people. They exemplify the best of Ireland and the Irish, in their love of the country and its people. We have been so fortunate to have them as President and First Lady. Wishing them a long and happy future.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Your parents are wonderful people. They exemplify the best of Ireland and the Irish, in their love of the country and its people. We have been so fortunate to have them as President and First Lady. Wishing them a long and happy future.
We are seeing a number of slow-witted thugs who just want to attack the easiest, and most vulnerable, targets here at the moment, but they are a tiny and very unpopular minority. 99% of us are the exact opposite. We stand up to these cowards and welcome the new Irish to their new home.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We are seeing a number of slow-witted thugs who just want to attack the easiest, and most vulnerable, targets here at the moment, but they are a tiny and very unpopular minority. 99% of us are the exact opposite. We stand up to these cowards and welcome the new Irish to their new home.
Brown Thomas Christmas window display?
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Brown Thomas Christmas window display?
I apologise on behalf of my medieval forebears for their limited assessment of cats’ worth. They probably never anticipated a cat like Chessie but I think they’d have said she’s worth ‘all the cows’!
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I apologise on behalf of my medieval forebears for their limited assessment of cats’ worth. They probably never anticipated a cat like Chessie but I think they’d have said she’s worth ‘all the cows’!
It’s not just animals. My mom is terminally ill. I am autistic with extreme noise sensitivity. We live beside a nursing home and an estate where hundreds of people, including kids, babies and disabled live, and the explosions are non-stop. I have 3 terrified dogs too. These bastards deserve prison.
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s not just animals. My mom is terminally ill. I am autistic with extreme noise sensitivity. We live beside a nursing home and an estate where hundreds of people, including kids, babies and disabled live, and the explosions are non-stop. I have 3 terrified dogs too. These bastards deserve prison.
We have been so fortunate to have a President of his calibre representing us on the world stage. We will miss him in the Áras but I’m sure President-elect Connolly will build on his legacy, positively, and in her own way.
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We have been so fortunate to have a President of his calibre representing us on the world stage. We will miss him in the Áras but I’m sure President-elect Connolly will build on his legacy, positively, and in her own way.
For me, it’s important to find the humour in my neurodivergence and see others find it in theirs. It keeps me going on days when just being alive can feel too overwhelming.
October 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
For me, it’s important to find the humour in my neurodivergence and see others find it in theirs. It keeps me going on days when just being alive can feel too overwhelming.
Wishing Grace a successful surgery and a speedy recovery. 💕
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wishing Grace a successful surgery and a speedy recovery. 💕
I just bought his book, based on seeing it on one of your posts. Hoping to get the chance to start reading it tomorrow - subject, of course, to the whims of the chaos demons that are currently plaguing me!
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I just bought his book, based on seeing it on one of your posts. Hoping to get the chance to start reading it tomorrow - subject, of course, to the whims of the chaos demons that are currently plaguing me!
What I most enjoyed about this gif was the misleading original text that said Scooby was giving the middle finger! 🤣
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What I most enjoyed about this gif was the misleading original text that said Scooby was giving the middle finger! 🤣
My two evil geniuses, whom I interrupted while they were obviously plotting my demise. Expecting to find them writing my ‘obitchuary’ any day now.
October 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My two evil geniuses, whom I interrupted while they were obviously plotting my demise. Expecting to find them writing my ‘obitchuary’ any day now.
I saw your post about the theft of your books by everyday people. It’s disgraceful. It’s not much but I bought 2 of your ebooks this evening. And I’ll buy more when I can afford to. I hope lots of other readers turn up to support you too.
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I saw your post about the theft of your books by everyday people. It’s disgraceful. It’s not much but I bought 2 of your ebooks this evening. And I’ll buy more when I can afford to. I hope lots of other readers turn up to support you too.
Next examinations:
1. Walk and chew gum at the same time. 75% of applicants fail by falling over.
2. Breathe with your mouth closed. 98% of applicants fail by passing out from asphyxiation.
1. Walk and chew gum at the same time. 75% of applicants fail by falling over.
2. Breathe with your mouth closed. 98% of applicants fail by passing out from asphyxiation.
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Next examinations:
1. Walk and chew gum at the same time. 75% of applicants fail by falling over.
2. Breathe with your mouth closed. 98% of applicants fail by passing out from asphyxiation.
1. Walk and chew gum at the same time. 75% of applicants fail by falling over.
2. Breathe with your mouth closed. 98% of applicants fail by passing out from asphyxiation.
about what she’s going to face in the coming months and whether she’ll even survive it. My heart is breaking for her but I keep reassuring her that the prognosis and treatments have improved significantly, especially when caught early, as her’s seems to have been. I’ll know more on Friday. 💕
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
about what she’s going to face in the coming months and whether she’ll even survive it. My heart is breaking for her but I keep reassuring her that the prognosis and treatments have improved significantly, especially when caught early, as her’s seems to have been. I’ll know more on Friday. 💕
cancer hospital on Friday morning. From my research based on the size they told us the tumour is, it seems to have been caught early (stage 1b). She’s very worried and crying a lot. Her sister in law died of the same cancer and suffered a lot so that’s constantly on her mind. She’s terrified 2/3
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
cancer hospital on Friday morning. From my research based on the size they told us the tumour is, it seems to have been caught early (stage 1b). She’s very worried and crying a lot. Her sister in law died of the same cancer and suffered a lot so that’s constantly on her mind. She’s terrified 2/3
Hi Cris, thanks so much for asking. She still hasn’t been given a full, formal diagnosis yet but it’s definitely pancreatic cancer. We’re hoping it hasn’t spread to her lungs - all the organs near the pancreas were clear, thank goodness. Family meeting with multi-disciplinary team at the main 1/3
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hi Cris, thanks so much for asking. She still hasn’t been given a full, formal diagnosis yet but it’s definitely pancreatic cancer. We’re hoping it hasn’t spread to her lungs - all the organs near the pancreas were clear, thank goodness. Family meeting with multi-disciplinary team at the main 1/3
So, does one squat over a boiling tea kettle or…?
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So, does one squat over a boiling tea kettle or…?