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I’m a goddamn delight
Those are the capsules I use too! My cardiologist recommended them and I find they are really helpful
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Seriously, it’s cold outside so the heat is kicked up and now my ears hurt. What do you want? I’m running humidifiers! You delicate little jerks.
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I need to know more. I could use more biscuits and sausage gravy in my life. Why were there pickles? Tell me everything
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I’m so frugal with tv. I plan out my streaming and what I want to watch on a service and then I give myself a month. It never takes longer. We only keep the ones we get free or cheap with our phone. Ads suck but if you treat it like the 90’s and hustle bathroom, snacks, laundry during, it pays off
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Now you should go back through my old posts and argue with me about why I wasn’t sleeping through the night 3 years ago. Then we will know I’ve made it to the big time
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
You know, it’s probably more like 4
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I cannot tell you how much I regret making garlic toast night before last. I’m going to be knocking on my neighbors doors asking if I can borrow a slice like some Victorian pauper child
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I would have only lasted about 3 days before I had to pop those off
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 AM