🎄🤶🏻Brooke❄️☃️
@hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social
Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
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Mine has TWO fancy water fountains with filtered water and still prefers the tub. 🤷🏼♀️
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mine has TWO fancy water fountains with filtered water and still prefers the tub. 🤷🏼♀️
Twas a good day. 🏈
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Twas a good day. 🏈
For November, this is a decent amount.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For November, this is a decent amount.
Tommy had a good time. Carrie and I had several heart attacks. Hoo boy, that was something. Man, neither team had an iota of defense in them today.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tommy had a good time. Carrie and I had several heart attacks. Hoo boy, that was something. Man, neither team had an iota of defense in them today.
My nephew is very into his first Bears game.
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My nephew is very into his first Bears game.
I did. I laughed. I’m prolly going to hell but that’s okay.
October 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I did. I laughed. I’m prolly going to hell but that’s okay.
Man, Wisconsin is NOT good at football.
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Man, Wisconsin is NOT good at football.
And I was stunned when people were confused because the parking garages in Iowa are literally named that. Like, my mom parked in university hospital ramp 3 as an oncology nurse. I had NEVER considered other people didn’t call them ramps. 😂
October 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
And I was stunned when people were confused because the parking garages in Iowa are literally named that. Like, my mom parked in university hospital ramp 3 as an oncology nurse. I had NEVER considered other people didn’t call them ramps. 😂
I found the floor distracting, though. It looks great aesthetically, but it just seems wrong. It’s like the blue Boise State field. Don’t mess with the playing surfaces!
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I found the floor distracting, though. It looks great aesthetically, but it just seems wrong. It’s like the blue Boise State field. Don’t mess with the playing surfaces!
Oh, that’s awful. I went to a Fever game last month and their scoreboard was outstanding. Cool scoreboards all day long, but leave the floor alone.
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh, that’s awful. I went to a Fever game last month and their scoreboard was outstanding. Cool scoreboards all day long, but leave the floor alone.
lol, I laughed. You were very prominently featured.
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
lol, I laughed. You were very prominently featured.
I feel like I know that guy.
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I feel like I know that guy.
Happy PSL day to my fellow basic bitches. Fall is coming! 🍁🍂
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy PSL day to my fellow basic bitches. Fall is coming! 🍁🍂
The vet gave me this when I had a cat show up at my door. Hopefully someone can help!
August 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The vet gave me this when I had a cat show up at my door. Hopefully someone can help!
He’s no red panda, but the chin balancer is okay I guess.
August 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He’s no red panda, but the chin balancer is okay I guess.
These seats will do, I guess.
August 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
These seats will do, I guess.
Post a pic from your device without context:
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Post a pic from your device without context:
Every damn time I go to a game. . . At least I can go into the luxury box instead of the concourse
August 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Every damn time I go to a game. . . At least I can go into the luxury box instead of the concourse
@unkram.bsky.social Happy belated birthday! Somehow Riley is 10.
August 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@unkram.bsky.social Happy belated birthday! Somehow Riley is 10.
Be like Indiana Jones.
June 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Be like Indiana Jones.
Reminder to always microchip your pets! This adorable little monster is on her way back home because my vet was able to identify her from her microchip scan after she got lost and showed up crying at my door.
May 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Reminder to always microchip your pets! This adorable little monster is on her way back home because my vet was able to identify her from her microchip scan after she got lost and showed up crying at my door.
This is quite possibly the funniest way to say that Iowa fired their BB coach.
March 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is quite possibly the funniest way to say that Iowa fired their BB coach.