🎄🤶🏻Brooke❄️☃️
@hawkeyebrooke.bsky.social
Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
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I’m no Ohio State fan, but I’m enjoying this. Michigan fans have been insufferable twats the last 4 years; they need a good shaming.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m no Ohio State fan, but I’m enjoying this. Michigan fans have been insufferable twats the last 4 years; they need a good shaming.
Twas a good day. 🏈
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Twas a good day. 🏈
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The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
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Cardiac Bears, continued
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Cardiac Bears, continued
HOW DO THE BEARS KEEP DOING THIS?! Jesus Christ, my nerves aren’t built for this. 🐻⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
HOW DO THE BEARS KEEP DOING THIS?! Jesus Christ, my nerves aren’t built for this. 🐻⬇️
Uh, thanks for the touchdown, Bengals?! WTF?! 😂🤷🏼♀️
a bear with the number 00 on his shirt
ALT: a bear with the number 00 on his shirt
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November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Uh, thanks for the touchdown, Bengals?! WTF?! 😂🤷🏼♀️
My nephew is very into his first Bears game.
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My nephew is very into his first Bears game.
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
Eat shit, Aaron Rodgers.
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Eat shit, Aaron Rodgers.
Man, Wisconsin is NOT good at football.
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Man, Wisconsin is NOT good at football.
Hahahaha fuck you Chiefs you fascist pieces of shit.
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hahahaha fuck you Chiefs you fascist pieces of shit.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
I stayed up until midnight to watch a fucking tie between two teams I hate?
a woman is smiling and saying this is the bad place .
Alt: This is the bad place.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I stayed up until midnight to watch a fucking tie between two teams I hate?
Fortunately, the Mets.
a red mascot on a baseball field with a kahn 's ad in the background
Alt: Dancin’ Gapper
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Fortunately, the Mets.
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BOW TO YOUR CINCINNATI OVERLORDS
September 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BOW TO YOUR CINCINNATI OVERLORDS
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ESPN took like 15 minutes to add the Elly HR to the score in the app, but everything else was up to date. I was starting to think I had a stroke and just imagined the HR. 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
ESPN took like 15 minutes to add the Elly HR to the score in the app, but everything else was up to date. I was starting to think I had a stroke and just imagined the HR. 🤣
At my nephew’s football game and the other team’s coach just got ejected for violence. The kids on the teams are SIX YEARS OLD! Sports parents are the worst.
September 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
At my nephew’s football game and the other team’s coach just got ejected for violence. The kids on the teams are SIX YEARS OLD! Sports parents are the worst.
I feel like I know that guy.
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I feel like I know that guy.
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The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
Happy PSL day to my fellow basic bitches. Fall is coming! 🍁🍂
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy PSL day to my fellow basic bitches. Fall is coming! 🍁🍂