Emperor Snapper
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A fish with a crown
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Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
"So did you finish with that burial?"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"So did you finish with that burial?"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
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This Day in Labor History: December 1, 1868. A young black former Union soldier named John Henry was among a group of convicts sent from Richmond to West Virginia to blast a railroad tunnel, where he would soon die. Let's talk about the real John Henry!!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This Day in Labor History: December 1, 1868. A young black former Union soldier named John Henry was among a group of convicts sent from Richmond to West Virginia to blast a railroad tunnel, where he would soon die. Let's talk about the real John Henry!!!
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Look, we all secretly want to headbutt a referee from time to time. Even the other refs want to do it, which is why they couldn't bring themselves to eject the guy
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Look, we all secretly want to headbutt a referee from time to time. Even the other refs want to do it, which is why they couldn't bring themselves to eject the guy
When they expanded the playoffs to 12 teams, I joked that in a few years there would be people arguing for 12 SEC teams to make the playoffs
✍️ Texas has a real College Football Playoff case, even if nobody outside the SEC wants to hear it.
The committee can't avoid the conversation anymore.
Column from Austin: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
The committee can't avoid the conversation anymore.
Column from Austin: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When they expanded the playoffs to 12 teams, I joked that in a few years there would be people arguing for 12 SEC teams to make the playoffs
This Fanduel "group parlay" shit is going to end in a murder.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This Fanduel "group parlay" shit is going to end in a murder.
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All this pie discourse and I haven't seen anyone mention the best pie (vinegar pie)
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
All this pie discourse and I haven't seen anyone mention the best pie (vinegar pie)
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Per the article: "The average American now holds onto their smartphone for 29 months..." That seems like a really short amount of time to keep a device that can run close to $2,000
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Per the article: "The average American now holds onto their smartphone for 29 months..." That seems like a really short amount of time to keep a device that can run close to $2,000
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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The crazy thing is Republican members of Congress gave away their power and now they’re mad that they gave away their power. Like Trump didn’t do this to you, you did it to yourselves
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The crazy thing is Republican members of Congress gave away their power and now they’re mad that they gave away their power. Like Trump didn’t do this to you, you did it to yourselves
"I'm praying to you, look in your heart, Charlie Brown!"
‘Cuz she’s got a GREAT ASS, Charlie Brown!
i drink your milkshake, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"I'm praying to you, look in your heart, Charlie Brown!"
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Broke my own record today. 11 meetings in 9 hours.
a man in a skeleton shirt says " these go to 11 " in white letters
Alt: a man in a skeleton shirt says " these go to 11 " in white letters
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November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Broke my own record today. 11 meetings in 9 hours.
The official stance of the administration appears to be "Soldiers should violate laws. Soldiers should commit crimes. To suggest soldiers should not commit crimes is treason." There may be a few tiny holes with that.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The official stance of the administration appears to be "Soldiers should violate laws. Soldiers should commit crimes. To suggest soldiers should not commit crimes is treason." There may be a few tiny holes with that.
The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
Unsolicited Dick pic, of a Dick that caused quite a few giggles in my youth
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic, of a Dick that caused quite a few giggles in my youth
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Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
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