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Emperor Snapper
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A fish with a crown
I run marathons, so I have an entire wall of participation trophies (or rather medals). There is an entire industry dedicated to handing them out to mostly really entitled middle aged white dudes
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It is based on the same story as Payback, but the approach is different.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you haven't seen it, you might like this
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The novel on which it was based was written by a guy who was born in, and looked like the personification of, The Bronx, which may explain this.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
LSU's last three coaches are like a chart showing the various types of Divorced Guy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is a Nobel Prize-level idea. Is there a Nobel Prize for snack chips?
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Years ago I inherited a replica statue of William, but never having been to the Met I did not know what it was. I was shocked when I visited and discovered they had a copy of my hippo!
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Besides, doing that for people is how you wind up with Winklevosses
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That is a wolf who has undergone one heck of a makeover
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"We almost won $10,000 but Dave fucked up his leg of the group parlay" is a recipe for disaster. It is like a gambling polycule.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think it may be his exposed skull
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM