Emperor Snapper
@emperorsnapper.bsky.social
A fish with a crown
If you haven't seen it, you might like this
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you haven't seen it, you might like this
The novel on which it was based was written by a guy who was born in, and looked like the personification of, The Bronx, which may explain this.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The novel on which it was based was written by a guy who was born in, and looked like the personification of, The Bronx, which may explain this.
"So did you finish with that burial?"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"So did you finish with that burial?"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
"No, I can't remember where we left the body. Don't worry, though, I made myself a note so I don't forget to follow up on that"
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Is it anything like Altoona pizza? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Is it anything like Altoona pizza? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Unsolicited Dick pic, of a Dick that caused quite a few giggles in my youth
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic, of a Dick that caused quite a few giggles in my youth
Doyle Hargraves has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Doyle Hargraves has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Chair thief has stolen my chair
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Chair thief has stolen my chair
At work today, someone asked me if I had seen the Gay Skeleton House. Seen it? I live right next to it!
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
At work today, someone asked me if I had seen the Gay Skeleton House. Seen it? I live right next to it!
My boss just asked if this is was a Duke University jacket and I am deeply offended
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My boss just asked if this is was a Duke University jacket and I am deeply offended
Got an ad in the mail for a guy running for city council who doesn't mention his party (which means he is probably a Republican trying to keep the stink off of him) and whose top qualification is "endorsed by the police". He looks like a weiner, too which is great because his name is actually Weiner
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Got an ad in the mail for a guy running for city council who doesn't mention his party (which means he is probably a Republican trying to keep the stink off of him) and whose top qualification is "endorsed by the police". He looks like a weiner, too which is great because his name is actually Weiner
Someone told me the other day that I look like Billy Joel, and I can't figure out if this was a compliment or an insult
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Someone told me the other day that I look like Billy Joel, and I can't figure out if this was a compliment or an insult
I'm a little surprised no one has tried to make the actual show yet
October 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm a little surprised no one has tried to make the actual show yet
PEPPERS PEPPERS PEPPERS. Soon these babies will be ground pepper. My plants are still loaded with ripening ones, too
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
PEPPERS PEPPERS PEPPERS. Soon these babies will be ground pepper. My plants are still loaded with ripening ones, too
Oh shit! I also ran that marathon today!
October 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh shit! I also ran that marathon today!
September 21: surgery
Today: Chicago Marathon
Tuesday: another surgery
Next Sunday: Detroit Marathon
What a fucking month
Today: Chicago Marathon
Tuesday: another surgery
Next Sunday: Detroit Marathon
What a fucking month
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
September 21: surgery
Today: Chicago Marathon
Tuesday: another surgery
Next Sunday: Detroit Marathon
What a fucking month
Today: Chicago Marathon
Tuesday: another surgery
Next Sunday: Detroit Marathon
What a fucking month
They control both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and the Supreme Court, but they have absolutely no agency. They are mere pawns. Helpless children.
October 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They control both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and the Supreme Court, but they have absolutely no agency. They are mere pawns. Helpless children.
If you see this repost with a game from the year you were born
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you see this repost with a game from the year you were born
Check out the spider in my yard
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Check out the spider in my yard
