It's impossible to know the right things to do, I swear

Too far!

The text inside is also AI generated and not quite right. Can't wait to see how it handles A Tale of Two Cities. "It was the best of times, but sometimes it was not the best of times." Or Pride & Prejudice: "It's a truth universally acknowledged that rich single men should marry poor women."

I came home once at 1:30 in the morning and my key wouldn't work so I had to wake my parents up to let me in. They didn't realize I wasn't home. They just shrugged and went back to bed as did I.

I've got one of those! Of course I personally put such a thin layer of peanut butter on the bread that it might as well be I Can't Believe It's Not Peanut Butter spray

The peanut butter is so hard it just kills the bread but maybe with the bread also being cold it holds up better?

I left it out to warm, and I felt like I may have broken a protocol or something

Schumer didn't vote for it, but if he can't hold a coalition together, what good is he?

And don't get me started on Federman