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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · Jul 20

Meet Rocket! We now have Cosmo and Rocket in our household. We are a double #floof family! #dogsky #doodle

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 6h

Not a fan of pulling Bryce there…. He was pitching extremely well.

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 8h

It does for confidence in Game 5. We obviously aren’t winning this one. They just rolled the fuck over out in the bullpen.

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h

Mitch Garver should not be swinging the bat for this team in the playoffs

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h

Well there go two of our “high leverage” guys helping us win the series.

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h

Absolute fucking implosion by the bullpen. I’m absolutely gutted.

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h

This fucking umpire crew is trash. Every dude behind the plate has been garbage.

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h

Bro you can suck the fucking egg right after your buddy did…..FUCK. EXECUTE A FUCKING PITCH PLEASE.

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h

Daily reliever meltdowns in the post season? Let’s lot please! Fuck.

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11h

I think I may drive down to Portland on Friday to document the war zone this orangutan is talking so much about.

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s go win a series, boys!! #goms

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

this rules so much

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s 61st home run with a fan

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been on an all base run lately…. But I did score this guy this season

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

Thank god. Munoz saves Ferguson’s ass. Great game by the boys though!!!

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely worthless. Unbelievably shit outing that let the entire team down. Just wow.

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT THE FUCK DAN

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

PULL THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

Really, Ferguson? For fucks sake. Throw strikes dude.

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Nathan Bishop @nathanhb.bsky.social · 1d

The Mariners are winning the World Series

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.

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Jacson A. Bevens @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 1d

DUMP HERE dude is the fan of the century

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ᴄᴏʀᴇʏ @coreydeshun.bsky.social · 1d

This is LEGENDARY

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

This fuckin guy!

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a jail break!!!! The Dumper strikes again!!!

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

And the Wankees are down 6-1 in the 3rd. It couldn’t happen to a better ball club.

Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

Just like, around the house?

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

I know… but still…. lol.

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