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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins.
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
520 followers 190 following 7.9K posts
shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad and husband | go Seahawks and Mariners | 94.2% unserious by volume
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h
I am a top 5 salty snack.
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10h
J.P. Crawford and the @Mariners are on the precipice of their first ALCS appearance since 2001!
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11h
at this point i’m exhausted and annoyed by way too online yankees fans running around the internet being dicks about cal raleigh on every single post about him on any platform because of an mvp race, it is very silly
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
KBO-esque
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h
I love the Jazz Chisholm bat launch so much
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 11h
Bryce Miller starts game four tomorrow for the Mariners, per Dan Wilson.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
When the boomer tries to commit insurance fraud at a hotel
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
Defense matters now you guys
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11h
AARON JUDGE LAYS OUT FOR THE CATCH!

#ALDS
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
Bet the over tomorrow
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Jake Mailhot - y @jakemailhot.bsky.social · 11h
Here’s a fun fact: 8 runs is the fewest the Mariners have scored in four games in Detroit this year, tied with the 8 they scored on 7/13. They scored 12 and 15 in the other two games. I think they like hitting in Comerica Park.
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
The errands were unrun. I'm pretty sure I have an ulcer now.
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 16h
The good news is that work is over at 4:30. The bad news is that I have errands to run and if I ignore the errands I'll be hungry and be forced to watch an entire Mariners playoff game.
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MLB Daily News @fantasymlbnews.bsky.social · 16h
Game alert: Mariners-Tigers hoping to start at 7:30pm ET on Tuesday.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11h
Mariners close it out
Homer file phot with mouth full of cigarettes
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11h
THE @MARINERS ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE #ALCS!
2025 ALDS presented by Booking.com Final: Mariners 8, Tigers 4 SEA leads series 2-1 Pictured: Cal Raleigh crosses his arms in celebration after hitting a home run. He wears a blue alternate Mariners uniform.
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
Goms
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 11h
Thank Christ
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12h
Watching the M’s with a 7-run lead.
Turd Ferguson
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
That is a core baseball memory.
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lifelong new york jets fan @zjwhitman.bsky.social · 12h
I am still scarred by the insane choke against Cleveland in 2001 please get him out of there
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
Me thinking about setting Dan Wilson on fire
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
I would simply tell Caleb Ferguson to drive home.
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
It could be worse. Vargas could be warming up.
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Trip S. Dagger @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 12h
the ump orders me to take off my DUMP 61 HERE shirt & im wearing a DUMP 62 HERE shirt underneath it. everyone in the stadium cheers at my shit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12h
The man brought a backup shirt for 62, incredible
Fan in Mariners hat and Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering raising his arms with a glove in one hand and the ball in the other Fan in Mariners hat folding Mariners teal shirt that says DUMP 61 HERE in silver lettering because he had another shirt on under it that says DUMP 62 HERE
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MLB Daily News @fantasymlbnews.bsky.social · 12h
Cal Raleigh hits his first home run this postseason
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 12h
This fuckin guy!
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