Häxan
@haxan1031.bsky.social
They/Them pronouns. Rope bondage top. Owner of Häxan Toys. Collector of antiques. Proud cat and dog dad. @PhillyRopeCoven.
I wanna die and it sucks that my childhood doctors were wrong that I haven’t yet but I’m also a massive pussy so I won’t do it myself. 🙄
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I wanna die and it sucks that my childhood doctors were wrong that I haven’t yet but I’m also a massive pussy so I won’t do it myself. 🙄
I feel like my ideal rope would be 5.5mm hemp in red. I wanna tie with that SO bad and I don’t think anyone makes it.😭
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I feel like my ideal rope would be 5.5mm hemp in red. I wanna tie with that SO bad and I don’t think anyone makes it.😭
I’m fucking exhausted.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m fucking exhausted.
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Clean the snow off of the roof of their car, you cunt
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Clean the snow off of the roof of their car, you cunt
🗣️ Krampus doesn’t wear a fuckin robe!
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🗣️ Krampus doesn’t wear a fuckin robe!
Spending most of your childhood in hospitals will have you not having a PCP in adulthood and no longer monitoring the large benign tumor in your neck and chest because you can’t stand going to the oncologist. 🤪
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Spending most of your childhood in hospitals will have you not having a PCP in adulthood and no longer monitoring the large benign tumor in your neck and chest because you can’t stand going to the oncologist. 🤪
God fucking dammit it didn’t occur to me that I would have to request businesses not make AI flyers for my Krampus visits. I’m gonna go fucking insane.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
God fucking dammit it didn’t occur to me that I would have to request businesses not make AI flyers for my Krampus visits. I’m gonna go fucking insane.
Missing someone baaaaaaad.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Missing someone baaaaaaad.
I hate that I can’t just yell “YO FUCKING CHILL” at people. Some motherfuckers need to just fucking chill.
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate that I can’t just yell “YO FUCKING CHILL” at people. Some motherfuckers need to just fucking chill.
When’s a good time to call someone out on their obvious frenzy?
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When’s a good time to call someone out on their obvious frenzy?
Having to put on a mask, even online, as an event organizer is really fucking difficult and feels so fucking shitty dude. I’m so full of emotion right now and I have to act like everything is fine. It’s fucked.
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Having to put on a mask, even online, as an event organizer is really fucking difficult and feels so fucking shitty dude. I’m so full of emotion right now and I have to act like everything is fine. It’s fucked.
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October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If you have a family member, neighbor, or someone you know who is a member of 🧊 document as much information as you can. There may come a time when the country's winds have shifted and the authorities will want that information.
September 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you have a family member, neighbor, or someone you know who is a member of 🧊 document as much information as you can. There may come a time when the country's winds have shifted and the authorities will want that information.
“See you there!!”
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“See you there!!”
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
Mmmm no you won’t, I’ll be hiding from everyone.
Sextile slays, how was that show not sold out???
September 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Sextile slays, how was that show not sold out???
It’s fucking hilarious how much republicans completely disregard Flag Code. Point it out to them, show much much more American you are then the fascists.
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s fucking hilarious how much republicans completely disregard Flag Code. Point it out to them, show much much more American you are then the fascists.
My type seems to be woman in STEM who are way more goth than they look and also have a background in Irish dance.
September 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My type seems to be woman in STEM who are way more goth than they look and also have a background in Irish dance.
🗣️Stop putting new bottoms in TK suspensions before fully drilling into their brains the RISKS AND HANDS CHECKS.
September 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🗣️Stop putting new bottoms in TK suspensions before fully drilling into their brains the RISKS AND HANDS CHECKS.
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“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry”
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
September 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry”
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
“If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence”
“If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation”
“If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases”
You see what’s happening, right?
Really big into turning comments off on Fetlife lately. Try it out. It’s just kinda annoying when people message you about your post instead.
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Really big into turning comments off on Fetlife lately. Try it out. It’s just kinda annoying when people message you about your post instead.
Can we end the trend of “professionalism” in Fetlife messages please? You don’t need to type that shit out like a corporate email. I’m not some CEO, just a fuckin loser who says absolute dumb bullshit 24/7. I’m not gonna respond with anything but “fuck yeah, dawg!” energy.
September 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can we end the trend of “professionalism” in Fetlife messages please? You don’t need to type that shit out like a corporate email. I’m not some CEO, just a fuckin loser who says absolute dumb bullshit 24/7. I’m not gonna respond with anything but “fuck yeah, dawg!” energy.
No one told me that after my vasectomy, I wouldn’t produce nearly as much cum. And I’m kinda mad about it. Used to be a big cummer, now it’s nothing more than a few squirts.
September 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
No one told me that after my vasectomy, I wouldn’t produce nearly as much cum. And I’m kinda mad about it. Used to be a big cummer, now it’s nothing more than a few squirts.