Hayley
@haymaker.bsky.social
A Pollyanna motherfucker.
Director and Actor. ♀️
no TERFs, no SWERFs
Director and Actor. ♀️
no TERFs, no SWERFs
What fresh new hell is this, gmail?
Don't worry - I already know how to turn it off.
Don't worry - I already know how to turn it off.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
What fresh new hell is this, gmail?
Don't worry - I already know how to turn it off.
Don't worry - I already know how to turn it off.
Back at it, right in time for a great line. 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Back at it, right in time for a great line. 🤣
Her body count is just the infinity symbol. And, frankly, I respect that.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Her body count is just the infinity symbol. And, frankly, I respect that.
God yes. The wig! The dress! The lack of shame!
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
God yes. The wig! The dress! The lack of shame!
Yesssssss!!!!! My Queeeeeen!
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Yesssssss!!!!! My Queeeeeen!
Oh no. Bashir created a version of Dax that would react the same way I would if I got a head injury:
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Oh no. Bashir created a version of Dax that would react the same way I would if I got a head injury:
I know I have some low expectations for a show in the early mid '90s but I was really delighted by this:
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I know I have some low expectations for a show in the early mid '90s but I was really delighted by this:
"Do I....... annoy you?"
God, Julian. Work it out, Thinkenstein.
God, Julian. Work it out, Thinkenstein.
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"Do I....... annoy you?"
God, Julian. Work it out, Thinkenstein.
God, Julian. Work it out, Thinkenstein.
Finally! I'll have answers to what I've always sought!
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Finally! I'll have answers to what I've always sought!
Awww. Always nice to hear friends on the radio while I'm working. @joshd.bsky.social @hotshotrobot.bsky.social @ifihadahifi.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Awww. Always nice to hear friends on the radio while I'm working. @joshd.bsky.social @hotshotrobot.bsky.social @ifihadahifi.bsky.social
I was gonna say @sky-writes.bsky.social, but she has yet to pull the trigger on clown school, so I'm going with this local agent of chaos.
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I was gonna say @sky-writes.bsky.social, but she has yet to pull the trigger on clown school, so I'm going with this local agent of chaos.
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie
Readers, I did indeed take it as a compliment.
Outfit I was wearing to give you context.
Outfit I was wearing to give you context.
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Readers, I did indeed take it as a compliment.
Outfit I was wearing to give you context.
Outfit I was wearing to give you context.
Merry Christmas. Hope you all got your heart's desires.
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Merry Christmas. Hope you all got your heart's desires.
Some fine holiday cinema playing at Logan Arcade tonight.
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Some fine holiday cinema playing at Logan Arcade tonight.
Looking like we're having a couple folks over Christmas Eve. Time to plan the menu...
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Looking like we're having a couple folks over Christmas Eve. Time to plan the menu...
Just found this picture of me scrolling through some stuff on my phone and uhhhhh
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just found this picture of me scrolling through some stuff on my phone and uhhhhh
15 years ago today (apparently), @sky-writes.bsky.social took one of my favorite photos of myself.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
15 years ago today (apparently), @sky-writes.bsky.social took one of my favorite photos of myself.