Hayley
@haymaker.bsky.social
A Pollyanna motherfucker.
Director and Actor. ♀️
no TERFs, no SWERFs
Director and Actor. ♀️
no TERFs, no SWERFs
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The 5 words every woman wants to hear
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The 5 words every woman wants to hear
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
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to anyone wondering whether the decision to come out in favor of this or condemn it will look worse, historically speaking, may I refer you to *gestures to the entire history of american foreign policy and also the track record of the goons in office*
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
to anyone wondering whether the decision to come out in favor of this or condemn it will look worse, historically speaking, may I refer you to *gestures to the entire history of american foreign policy and also the track record of the goons in office*
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You have been visited by the Dooten Flooten Vampire.
Reply "doot doot" to receive a polite lil doot from his flute
Reply "doot doot" to receive a polite lil doot from his flute
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
You have been visited by the Dooten Flooten Vampire.
Reply "doot doot" to receive a polite lil doot from his flute
Reply "doot doot" to receive a polite lil doot from his flute
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hey gang, not urgent rn but money will be pretty tight for the next couple months until kelz finishes their associates and will have time to get a job. if you wanna chip in to paying our bills please consider hitting up:
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hey gang, not urgent rn but money will be pretty tight for the next couple months until kelz finishes their associates and will have time to get a job. if you wanna chip in to paying our bills please consider hitting up:
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
Believe this was penned by the legendary @evandorkin.bsky.social
"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Believe this was penned by the legendary @evandorkin.bsky.social
NYE story time:
I was at this party where I didn't know most of the people here. Post midnight, a girl (who I've been chatting with on and off) goes "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of remind me of Kim Cattral. You have this like... Confident Slut look"
I was at this party where I didn't know most of the people here. Post midnight, a girl (who I've been chatting with on and off) goes "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of remind me of Kim Cattral. You have this like... Confident Slut look"
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
NYE story time:
I was at this party where I didn't know most of the people here. Post midnight, a girl (who I've been chatting with on and off) goes "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of remind me of Kim Cattral. You have this like... Confident Slut look"
I was at this party where I didn't know most of the people here. Post midnight, a girl (who I've been chatting with on and off) goes "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of remind me of Kim Cattral. You have this like... Confident Slut look"
Happy new year my dears. I hope 2026 is everything you need it to be the year's kind to you all. 💖
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy new year my dears. I hope 2026 is everything you need it to be the year's kind to you all. 💖
Very much what is my life right now?
Like, I wouldn't have predicted any of this year from this point 365 days ago.
And that's probably for the best.
Like, I wouldn't have predicted any of this year from this point 365 days ago.
And that's probably for the best.
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Very much what is my life right now?
Like, I wouldn't have predicted any of this year from this point 365 days ago.
And that's probably for the best.
Like, I wouldn't have predicted any of this year from this point 365 days ago.
And that's probably for the best.
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WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
#swapdle #swapdle211
Swapdle Daily 211
⭐ 5/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 2/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 2
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Swapdle Daily 211
⭐ 5/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 2/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 2
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December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#swapdle #swapdle211
Swapdle Daily 211
⭐ 5/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 2/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 2
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Swapdle Daily 211
⭐ 5/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 2
⭐ 2/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 2
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I thought I really had it in two. :-/ #thirdle #thirdle1365
🏆 4 / 6 🔥 streak 2
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🏆 4 / 6 🔥 streak 2
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Thirdle - Daily Word Game
Thirdle is a fun daily crossword game. Can you solve todays puzzle?
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December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I thought I really had it in two. :-/ #thirdle #thirdle1365
🏆 4 / 6 🔥 streak 2
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🏆 4 / 6 🔥 streak 2
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December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Let's get this New Year's Eve party started.
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Let's get this New Year's Eve party started.
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
#swapdle #swapdle209
Swapdle Daily 209
⭐ 3/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 4/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 1
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Swapdle Daily 209
⭐ 3/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 4/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 1
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Swapdle - Daily Word Swap Puzzle Game
Play Swapdle's daily word puzzle game! Swap letters to solve the logic puzzle. New puzzle every day!
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December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
#swapdle #swapdle209
Swapdle Daily 209
⭐ 3/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 4/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 1
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Swapdle Daily 209
⭐ 3/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 1
⭐ 4/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 1
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Thirdle - Daily Word Game
Thirdle is a fun daily crossword game. Can you solve todays puzzle?
thirdle.org
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
December 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was at a wedding with the male 3/4th of No Doubt in attendance, as well as Richard Lewis.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I was at a wedding with the male 3/4th of No Doubt in attendance, as well as Richard Lewis.
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Leaving 2025: [Exit Pursued By A Bear]
Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly.
#Shakespeare
Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly.
#Shakespeare
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Leaving 2025: [Exit Pursued By A Bear]
Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly.
#Shakespeare
Entering 2026: I am fresh of spirit and resolved to meet all perils very constantly.
#Shakespeare
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Every year I make a BINGO sheet of smaller goals for the new year, rather than one big one. Here's a blank one for 2026 if you wanna do one for yourself.
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every year I make a BINGO sheet of smaller goals for the new year, rather than one big one. Here's a blank one for 2026 if you wanna do one for yourself.
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vivid mental construction of homestar runner calling himself a "twophy wife"
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
vivid mental construction of homestar runner calling himself a "twophy wife"
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Turns out the cause of autism was Thighlenol
December 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Turns out the cause of autism was Thighlenol