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Hayley
@haymaker.bsky.social
A Pollyanna motherfucker.
Director and Actor. ♀️
no TERFs, no SWERFs
Still tempted. Still probably don't have the time. And I would need a DM.
I have so much downtime between the end of the show this weekend and the next projected project.

So tempted to finally start that Velvet Generation actual play ttrpg podcast.
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It's the top of the year, which means my brain is on fire with ideas for projects I will never have the time for today.

Anyway, anybody want to start a podcast where we read through Elfquest?
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It seems my new job is conducive for listening to podcasts again? God, I have so many to catch up on. I fell off almost everything (except for @thatguttershow.bsky.social of course)
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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When people think muted colors are more old timey and authentic...

Victorian smoking suits
January 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I was gonna say @sky-writes.bsky.social, but she has yet to pull the trigger on clown school, so I'm going with this local agent of chaos.
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
It's true.
hayley just said "citypop reminds me of how i thought being an adult woman would feel" and goddamb
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Play his fucking games. They're full of heart, cooperation and sparks. Thanks to Steve you can feel like an immortal being in a handful hours. You can do a heist in thirty minutes. You can investigate crime without ever touching copaganda. All of this was on purpose and shines through his design.
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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So anyway if anyone has Chicago or fully remote IT Helpdesk Support job leads I’m a fucking unicorn of a candidate feel free to ask me why
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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it's been asked that people share his final blog post, so if you have a moment, give it a read.
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Never got to meet Steve in person. He was purely an internet friend, but a long-time one that I met through Sky. He always wanted to come to the States again to maybe visit some conventions but DEFINITELY to visit our dog. He was a sweetheart.
Oh my god, I just learned that @tinstargames.bsky.social has died. Many of us knew Steve: his drive to create TTRPGs like Relics, his activism and scathing criticism of bad actors, his many game reviews. The Aussie gaming community and the hobby at large has lost another prolific talent.

💔
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
#swapdle #swapdle216
Swapdle Daily 216

⭐ 4/5 Easy 🔥 Streak 3
⭐ 3/5 Medium 🔥 Streak 3
⭐ 2/5 Hard 🔥 Streak 3

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January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
#thirdle #thirdle1370

🏆 2 / 6 🔥 streak 3

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January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Skyrdle 207 X/6

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January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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The 5 words every woman wants to hear
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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to anyone wondering whether the decision to come out in favor of this or condemn it will look worse, historically speaking, may I refer you to *gestures to the entire history of american foreign policy and also the track record of the goons in office*
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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You have been visited by the Dooten Flooten Vampire.

Reply "doot doot" to receive a polite lil doot from his flute
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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hey gang, not urgent rn but money will be pretty tight for the next couple months until kelz finishes their associates and will have time to get a job. if you wanna chip in to paying our bills please consider hitting up:
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Believe this was penned by the legendary @evandorkin.bsky.social
"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
NYE story time:

I was at this party where I didn't know most of the people here. Post midnight, a girl (who I've been chatting with on and off) goes "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of remind me of Kim Cattral. You have this like... Confident Slut look"
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Happy new year my dears. I hope 2026 is everything you need it to be the year's kind to you all. 💖
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Very much what is my life right now?

Like, I wouldn't have predicted any of this year from this point 365 days ago.

And that's probably for the best.
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM