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Hazard
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PDX Artist
Just woke in gay panic from a dream.

Me: I have so much chamomile. Anyone want some?

Hot Goth Chick™: Let's swap. I got a flower you can pick. ; )

Me, fucking dense: Is it a nightshade, because I'm allergic to those.

Her: ...No.

When I got it, my heart raced so fast it threw me out of slumber.
December 9, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Me, brushing my teeth resentfully: "Things I don't want to do everyday but do anyway: b-"

My brain's zero second, zero qualms, immediate response: "BREATHE!"

Me: "NO!"
October 2, 2023 at 8:22 AM
It's time to stop fleeing from what I desperately desire.

#carveaway 1/6, A thread:
September 26, 2023 at 6:01 AM