Hazbro
hazbro.bsky.social
Hazbro
@hazbro.bsky.social
Londoner. POC. ADHD. Not a YouTuber. Not that board games company either.
We’ve had 22 games this season and 6 different centre back pairings. Imagine changing your centre back pairing every THREE AND A HALF GAMES.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Proof of Gabriel’s talismanic nature.

Got into a discussion with someone the other day over whether Gabriel was the talisman for this team in the way VVD had been for peak Liverpool.

This proves he absolutely is.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Yep, last season had absolutely nothing to do with injuries and we were just making excuses.

And again this season we’re doing the same.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Meanwhile we signed the better striker out of Sociedad and convinced everyone he was a DM.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A reminder that this was the headline after day 1…
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Saw this graph on the other place and someone replied saying “when other top teams play opponents who sit deep they create open play chances but Arsenal rely on set pieces”

The chart literally shows none of the other top teams face opponents sitting anywhere near as deep as ours sit…
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s basically an attempt to make it look like this which is what I described feeling like when I drove into the town I will soon be living in.

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October 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
And as I was telling my other half as I was driving down that road it reminded me of pictures like this from History class:
October 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A few weeks late to catching up there mate. Most podcasters and the like heard him say it in the video he did on the day he signed. The likes of @arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social and @arsenalvpodcast.bsky.social have been saying it correctly for weeks.
September 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Because I will never get tired of this image…
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Also…
September 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
September 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We did when Liverpool fell off a cliff in 2022/23 and ended up 5th after injuries. It’s never NOT brought up. It’s literally in the Wikipedia article for that season.
August 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Are they manifesting him “doing an Eze” and going home to Barca? Because if so, I can get behind it.
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is the equivalent of giving a girl an engagement ring you bought for another girl who left you at the altar…
August 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Simply throwing out a hypothetical to demonstrate we don’t know all the facts of the deal, only what’s been reported.

It’s no wilder than this from you, just earlier today:
August 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s happening…
August 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My bank balance is not happy.

But I will be…
August 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Went to see Beyonce there with my gf (who’s a huge Beyonce fan) and put the location in our date calendar as “The toilet bowl”. She told her Spurs ST holding dad and he cracked up.
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I use an app called Overcast that lets you skip intros and outros on a per-podcast setting, think other apps have it too (I know Castro and Downcast both do).
August 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Deep in enemy territory. But I’m here to watch someone actually entertaining and great at what they do.
June 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s weird you think that. Our club won this one just this year.
June 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Wait, I forgot, you have issues reading words and prefer to communicate with pictures because you can understand them. So let’s try this one:
June 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Now I know why it took you an hour and a half to read my post. Because you think “never” and “twice” are the same thing…
June 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM