Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel"
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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel"
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Artist, author, musician, witch, and Hot Wheels collector. I make music under the name Hazel Bee and write books under the name Hazel E. Baumgartner, which is also my name.

30, she/they, 99% lesbian, USA 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Buy my book: https://a.co/d/6Aanpc7
And by the way there's a lot of anti vax dummies on the left too and yall aren't innocent just because you vote the same way as me. Anti vax is pro dead baby, regardless of how you vote.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sunset so beautiful it was the last I saw
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thanks, it's just my name. I don't use a pseudonym.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel"
Fuck you of you think trans rights should be sacrificed "for the good of democracy".

The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I have a lil document with orphan lines and openers in it that I plan on maybe using one day. One of my favorites is

"It was the summer after I turned sixteen, the summer that everyone died."
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Cancer is also a fact of life and I'd sure fucking hope if I got cancer my health insurance would help pay for treatment.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My other WIP, "Blood Reich", is basically what it says on the tin. "Lesbian Vampires Eating The Fuck Out Of Some Nazis". There's a reich, and there's lots of blood.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Like I said I have a whole list of other book titles kicking around that I wanna write. "Winnemucca", "Blood Reich", "Congregation", either "Last Exit To Midnight" or "Day-Eater", "Flight Zero", and "Dog-Headed Man" are all on my novel idea list. I think all are stronger titles than "The Woods".
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have a whole list of book titles for books that I've started outlining or come up with ideas for. "Heliruna" is one of my favorites. And beta reader feedback has been really good so far. I cannot wait to get it out.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Yeah in retrospect I should have called the novel "Two Legs", like the short story I wrote that inspired it. My next novel name is "Heliruna" which is a little more unique.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Ah yes, his novel The Woods always comes up when I Google my novel The Woods. Also "The Hazel Wood" by Melissa Albert.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Surely not the "The Woods" that I wrote 🤣 I will be using more creative titles going forward
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I wrote a paranormal mystery thriller called "The Woods". Call me out why don't you?
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I am a wordsmith.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I wrote a rough draft if that counts. It won't be ready to publish for a bit.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM