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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel"

@hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social

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Artist, author, musician, witch, and Hot Wheels collector. I make music under the name Hazel Bee and write books under the name Hazel E. Baumgartner, which is also my name. 30, she/they, 99% lesbian, USA 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Buy my book: https://a.co/d/6Aanpc7

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · Aug 19

My pinned post disappeared again so HI! If you like gorey monster stories, suspenseful mysteries, supernatural thrillers, cryptid horror, and books where the killer in the woods is a metaphor for grief, you should check out my debut novel, "The Woods: A Horror Novel", out now!

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The cover for Hazel E. Baumgartner's "The Woods: A Horror Novel". The book's title is in white text over a black background with the subtle texture of coarse hair. In the middle, a black and white photograph of a misty coniferous forest.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14h

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 13h

Trump hates this photo of him. Definitely don't share it far and wide today.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 4d

Still not going away...

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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 1d

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 1d

Vaccines cause adultism.

As in, vaccinated kids have a chance of living to 18.

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Lawrence Harding (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @lhardingwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Queer representation deserves more than to be reduced to just marketing tropes.

And lesbians deserve to have something more than a sword. Give the Sapphics crossbows, they can handle it.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 1d

Every Columbus day I have to remind people that not only did Columbus bring smallpox to the Americas and cause an outbreak that killed millions, but he also brought syphilis back to Europe and caused an outbreak that killed 5 million Europeans too. Fuck Christopher Columbus all around.

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Gina @perilinpink.bsky.social · 1d

The only Christopher Columbus I choose to celebrate today

Director of Home Alone, Christopher Columbus, posing with Macaulay Culkin

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 1d

If Steinbeck can tell one of the best stories of the 20th century in 107 pages, there's no reason a story about "scary clown eats children" should be 1,168 pages.

Signed, the author of a 252 page horror novel.

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 1d

Most Stephen King, tbh.

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Reaction Shots (John Barrett) @reactionshots.bsky.social · 1d

Circulating this. Let’s see if we can help out in spreading the news, raising awareness and enough dollars to make a difference in the absence of FEMA and news coverage.

CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 1d

🚨The absence of media coverage of this natural disaster in Alaska, the lost/missing people, and the destruction of the aftermath is up to us to share. Please help if you can - even if it is just spreading awareness. There is no FEMA going to help them. 1/2

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 2d

The one built by a white guy 🤣

Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people are talking about how Epstein's Best Friend is kidnapping children...

Luke Wyman @lukewyman.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when trump 45 was separating migrant children from their parents back in 2017? I recall about 1,000 kids never being located. That's a huge "oopsie!"

Very curious to see how this ICE-scapade will resemble trafficking. It already seems like more and more are slipping by the judicial system.

Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 2d

Fun fact: my great grampa was the architect who designed the Memphis Pyramid.

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 4d

Time for the Trump Pandemic Part 2. He already gave us a first pandemic, what's a second one?

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 4d

Trump has begun dismissing federal workers, with furloughed staff at the Department of Health and Human Services now facing permanent layoffs. The cuts are hitting the National Institutes of Health and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention especially hard.

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 4d

Final Creepy Kansas Road Trip video goes live here in about fifteen minutes over on my YouTube!

The Blue Light Lady of Fort Hays – Creepy Kansas Part 6 FINALE

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 4d

I'm currently trying to get comp titles from readers, but my current FFO listing is "The Only Good Indians" by @sgj.bsky.social, "Congo" by Michael Crichton, and "Devolution" by Max Brooks. So yeah I'd recommend all three of those to my readers.

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DanSkinnerArt @danskinnerart.bsky.social · 4d

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 5d

#WeeknightWriters usually my plot forms my characters, rather than the other way around. I think I prefer it that way.

Weeknight Writers @weeknightwriters.bsky.social · 5d

Q1: Do you typically create characters to match the story you want to tell or build your stories based on character(s) already living in your head? #WeeknightWriters

Notepad that says “#WeeknightWriters: Do you typically create characters to match the story you want to tell or build your stories based on character(s) already living in your head?"

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 5d

Also really enjoyed "Carved" (2024) on Hulu. If you're a fan of the Leprechaun movies, I think you'll like this one. Also 7/10. #horror

Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 5d

Watched "The Haunting of the Queen Mary (2023)" last night and also really enjoyed it. It reminded me heavily of the 1999 remake of "The Haunting" but on a boat. 7/10. Especially enjoyed the middle part which is an absolute splatterfest. #horror

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@debbie156 @debbie156.bsky.social · 5d

He did not settle 7 wars, and he’s waging war on his own countrymen.

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 5d

It's not dimentia.
He's a hateful pathological liar with a god complex who is surrounded by Fascist fuck enablers like Stephanie "Himmler" Miller and Kristi "The Evil Gnome" Noem.

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel" @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 5d

Somebody needs to check Ken Paxton's hard drives.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5d

Democrats should just start insisting that they saw very real videos of people rioting at Mar-a-Lago -- overturning golf carts, setting fire to the brunch buffet, stabbing busboys with carving knives, whatever -- and calling on Trump to send the Illinois National Guard there to restore order.

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