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Jessica Olin is Tired but Still Masks
@olinj.bsky.social
Queer author of queer romance. Any pronouns. Really 3 trash pandas in a trench coat. 🔯

Getting My Goat, my debut romance novella, is available in paperback, ebook, & Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DFWY7KCW

website: https://jessicaolin.com
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A thread of my #BluePit pitches (I'll add to it through the day).

1. The Ugliest Man in Hollywood
THE UGLIEST MAN IN HOLLYWOOD: I (50f) was hired to ghostwrite a memoir for a former NFL player turned action movie star (56m). We kind of slept together & now he wants a relationship, but we’re too different. Also, he lives in CA & I live in MA. So I ran. AITA? #BluePit 📖 #Q #A #LGBT #R #OV
a woman is dancing in a hallway with the words i 'm a hollywood star written below her
Alt: a woman is dancing in a hallway with the words i 'm a hollywood star written below her
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Periodic reminder that Ring has fed video to law enforcement agencies for ages even before this.

Don't buy them. Get rid of them if you have them.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Share a television show that raised you.
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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fluke mahi krill
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Share a television show that raised you.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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It has been three days since I last had an apple. The doctors have me surrounded and are closing in. I fear there is no escape.
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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So much this! Spotted on the street in Philly today.
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
As a big nonbinary, I can confirm.
If little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails, and little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, our resident expert has informed us that little nonbinaries are made of pineapple, cats, and demon rats.
a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
Alt: a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
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January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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"The "official" resistance" in a bio should be a red flag
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Lovely way to spend a Sunday afternoon. #Lego
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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I came up with things for my angel and devil pigeons to say, please feel free to use this as a reaction image for dem politicians.
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Avoiding my geopolitical anxiety by reading the Harvard Magazine obits, and damn this issue starts off with a banger
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Slightly offended I set off the prairie dog alarm this morning on my walk.

(Sound on.)
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
qtp with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🍿
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Dolly.
Though she be but little, she is fierce.
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Coldest take of all time, but horseshoe crabs are funny little guys and I like them
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
David is ignorant of the fact that he's swimming in foreshadowing right now. #WIPSnips
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Sewists! Do you have too much fabric and you don't know why you bought it? Do you have a YOLO sewing style that results in horrifying seams and finishes? Well, have I got the project for you! Slap one of these together and head to an overpass near you! Can't see this detail work from 200 yards! 🪡🧊🚫
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.

It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.

No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Hi, bisexual romance writer here to tell you harrassing real-life bisexual actors is a shit thing to do and people need to learn some goddamn boundaries.

(This post is about Canadian treasure François Arnaud who’s been really doing some emotional work as an out queer dude on the PR circuit.)
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Do a quick block on ICE on here.
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results

https://voteyesornoai.com
Are you YES AI or NO AI? Vote now.
Big Tech doesn't care if you want AI or not. They should.
voteyesornoai.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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hey if you're in Washington state here's your chance to tell them how bad AI sucks and should be regulated out of existence
If you haven’t already, take the AGO’s AI labor impact survey to make your voice heard.

Help us build a balanced future for our workforce: https://tinyurl.com/ysxevt8n
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Just another way to try and be helpful— if you are in another place where ICE decides to ramp up and would like to create a resource like standwithminnesota.com for your state, let me know and we can clone the site and set you up to get started.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM