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Annalouche

@annalou.bsky.social

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we can do soft things trans/ace; she/her neuro-somethin' ex-mo therapizing the queers Missoula, MT

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Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · Aug 18

stop me before I post again

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Barry Freed @barryfreed.bsky.social · 3h

Jimmy Carter watched over 480 movies in the White House movie theater during his presidency, a lot of them all time bangers
(List here gizmodo.com/every-single...)

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Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 32m

getting a pet moth and naming it Ned

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 2h

🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done?
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge:
Downe at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe!
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge,
Downe yn West Hollywoode'
[LUTE SOLO] 🎶

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Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 11h

Greta "The End Table" Thunberg

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 11h

Ingrid "The Kitchenette" Bergman

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 11h

Ronald "The Ottoman" McDonald

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 11h

Elmer "The Dishwasher" Fudd

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 14h

Bugs "The Rock" Bunny

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 1d

"I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence" is something I've often found myself having to say.

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

Elon Musk wants to build a private robot army that he would have "influence" over. This is Bond villain shit.

www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

On a call with investors on Wednesday, Musk locked on to that last point to make his most threatening argument for a gigantic payday yet. “My fundamental concern with regard to how much voting control I have at Tesla is, if I go ahead and build this enormous robot army, can I just be ousted at some point in the future?” he said. “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army? Not control, but a strong influence … I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.”

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 1d

this is fantastic

wrongtom @wrongtom.bsky.social · Dec 30

Hello good people of Bluesky. If you followed me on Twitter, you’ll know I’ve been documenting my sporadic trips to my mum’s house by documenting bric-a-brac, old technology which has been hoarded, and a lot of antiquated studio gear, and I thought I share it again here.

I’m at my mum’s house…

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 1d

Tomatoes on your table
A U.S. Department of Agriculture pamphlet

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 1d

honestly kind of breathtaking how much of a weasel he is

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson says he's open to meeting with Adelita Grijalva but he's "been a little busy"

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 1d

"How To Develop A POWERFUL GRIP"
Cover of a manual from the Physical Culture Library, showing a giant hand coming down from above with a cartoon sketch of a a lady wearing a very short dress, seeming to recoil in shock or fear

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

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Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 1d

"Mormon women on T" wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, but in a weird way it kind of tracks...from Diet Coke to valium to plastic surgery, Mormon culture has always carved out space for behaviors that are seemingly at odds with with the religion. People shrug at the hypocrisy and go on their way.

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1d

*screams*

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 2d

as far back as I can remember, I always knew that when I grew up I wanted to work doing crowd control

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 2d

go-go fish

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 2d

team...go

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 2d

murder hairnets

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3d

A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds

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Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 2d

Thursday, President sued by horse for animal abuse.

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 2d

I am pleased to report that even in this time of profound distress and uncertainty, the lesbians continue to thrash out their relational conflicts in the most lesbian ways possible.

Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 3d

stepping away for awhile so I can solutionize my logistics

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3d

By the way - everything I ever sent you is off record. You're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know.

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Annalouche @annalou.bsky.social · 3d

AI-generated feces is shampoo