The Black Arrow by RL Stevenson. It was my entryway to fantasy.

I use the time to change something that I hate in the house. By the time he comes back, he’s forgotten it was ever different.

And then they go and let £2k worth of gambling debt through when you’ve never placed a single bet in your life…

Apologies. Not being snarky. Was only checking you were aware of the issue.

We switched out our gas hob for induction as it seemed to be the worst offender.

Does this not worry you?

I want to live in a country that sees these wonderful people and is thankful, not hostile.

The people cleaning my dad when he wets himself, comforting him at night, maintaining his dignity, aren't hanging Union Jacks from bloody roundabouts! But they are British as fuck! 4/

I was testing one out at a show and accidentally pointed it at the salesman’s crotch…

And >20% of house fires are electrical.

Went to the library regularly as a kid.
Wanted to do the same with my 3 kids.
Took them to the library & borrowed books. Forgot the return date.
Had fines for each book for each kid.
Never set foot inside a library again.

May I suggest
1) a thick oak chopping board. Every inch you can get will help your back
2) IKEA Koncis tins fit 2 to a shelf

My son was born in Bonn during a hot summer, 35deg C at 10pm at night.

My partner was accosted by a German matriarch wanting to know why the baby had no socks on.

Ah, yes! The electric carving knife!

"If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they'd send a limousine anyway,"