Hazen Hammel
@hazenhammel.bsky.social
Retired New Mexico lawyer (he/him)
Feed. Heal. House. Build. And tax the rich to pay for it.
Feed. Heal. House. Build. And tax the rich to pay for it.
I liked it best when they did it backwards
this artiste is now 25 and has a BA in History
this artiste is now 25 and has a BA in History
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I liked it best when they did it backwards
this artiste is now 25 and has a BA in History
this artiste is now 25 and has a BA in History
A ristra makes even a package delivery photo looks festive!
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A ristra makes even a package delivery photo looks festive!
He had no idea what to do about the economic crisis, or the collapse of the dictatorship in South Vietnam.
As a politician, he alienated even his own party and squandered a 72% electoral landslide and had to resign in disgrace only halfway into his second term?
"Sock it to me?"
As a politician, he alienated even his own party and squandered a 72% electoral landslide and had to resign in disgrace only halfway into his second term?
"Sock it to me?"
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He had no idea what to do about the economic crisis, or the collapse of the dictatorship in South Vietnam.
As a politician, he alienated even his own party and squandered a 72% electoral landslide and had to resign in disgrace only halfway into his second term?
"Sock it to me?"
As a politician, he alienated even his own party and squandered a 72% electoral landslide and had to resign in disgrace only halfway into his second term?
"Sock it to me?"
This may the first instance of a WH citing a Simpsons Episode (S11E12) to describe its legal position
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This may the first instance of a WH citing a Simpsons Episode (S11E12) to describe its legal position
Those were Foreign Children and it really didn't matter
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Those were Foreign Children and it really didn't matter
transubstantiation
now better with AI
now better with AI
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
transubstantiation
now better with AI
now better with AI
Oh they had the tables
but you always see them passed out on the couch
because they didn't have coffee
but you always see them passed out on the couch
because they didn't have coffee
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oh they had the tables
but you always see them passed out on the couch
because they didn't have coffee
but you always see them passed out on the couch
because they didn't have coffee
He's just mad because he tried the parking pass and tote bag and it didn't work.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
He's just mad because he tried the parking pass and tote bag and it didn't work.
The entablature of the doorway is literally a fasces: a bound bundle of rods.
It's time we started looking at those as fascist symbols just like we now regard swastikas
It's time we started looking at those as fascist symbols just like we now regard swastikas
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The entablature of the doorway is literally a fasces: a bound bundle of rods.
It's time we started looking at those as fascist symbols just like we now regard swastikas
It's time we started looking at those as fascist symbols just like we now regard swastikas
"magnets, how do they work?"
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"magnets, how do they work?"
With the United States becoming a net exporter of fossil fuels and transition to renewables becoming ever more necessary to avoid climate disaster, pressure mounts to convert the Strategic Oil Reserve into a Strategic Pun Reserve
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
With the United States becoming a net exporter of fossil fuels and transition to renewables becoming ever more necessary to avoid climate disaster, pressure mounts to convert the Strategic Oil Reserve into a Strategic Pun Reserve
lame duck?
more like dead bird
more like dead bird
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
lame duck?
more like dead bird
more like dead bird
there's a meme generator for this
no need to write a whole book
no need to write a whole book
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
there's a meme generator for this
no need to write a whole book
no need to write a whole book
My dog with my spatula
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My dog with my spatula
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
(thankfully not my favorite spatula)
"I wouldn't dream of it."
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"I wouldn't dream of it."
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
"Officer Lane, however, is another matter"
Time to levitate that sucker again
October 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Time to levitate that sucker again
The Israelis are MUCH better at the reputation-laundering protest
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Israelis are MUCH better at the reputation-laundering protest
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
they combine liberal outrage with chauvinistic nationalist image discipline
I'm sure Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud
Oh look
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh look
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
The new White House account has surpassed jesse singal on the clearsky.app blocked list
it has a way to go to beat the Vice President, though
note to self: bring a trash bag
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
note to self: bring a trash bag
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)
(don't want "No Kings" to look like Charlie Kirk's funeral)