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James
@hazeyjam.bsky.social
30 y/o Shropshire lad
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Whilst Christmas should be a time for joy and celebration, for some, it can be the hardest time of year. I’m pinning a directory of mental health helplines for any UK folk who need some more support this Christmas.
Mental health helplines
Find contact details for mental health helplines. Learn how these services could help if you are struggling.
www.mind.org.uk
i’m crying 😩😭
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bridget Jones + blankets + a cuddly cat = perfect Sunday evening
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
if keir starmer wants to change people’s lives he can start by banning retired people from supermarkets on the weekend
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
me and my 5head are off to the shops. let me know if you want anything xx
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
good night everyone. i hope you all have saucy dreams involving jonathan bailey xo
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Cairo last week 🇪🇬
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i wonder what lady gaga is doing rn
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Amazing Black Friday deals from Argos 😱
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It’s not my birthday, but you can still buy me one of these ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my spanish work client wasn’t sure how to give me a vegan meal so they gave me a bowl full of spinach. today i’ve just done the prettiest elphaba-looking poo
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i just accidentally walked into a pet store because i saw fridges and thought they were selling beer. the girl behind the till keeps looking at me and i’ve been in here too long not to buy anything 😩
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why did my tequeños come circumcised?
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Is this shit not done yet?
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m in Barcelona and it’s full of homosexuals 😭😪
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Completing the annual gay pilgrimage 🧙🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trainline acting like I’ve just booked a holiday to the Bahamas
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’m so scared that I’m going to total my car and the Wicked album is still going to be blasting while I’m unresponsive and being cut out by firemen
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This hotel bathroom is a bit too red light district for me
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
it’s actually crazy that i’m the only gay person in the west midlands
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’ve just realised that if I died tomorrow, my funeral would be a few family members surrounded by my friends who I’ve shagged.

I wonder if they’ll realise?

Will any of my shags hookup??? My ghost is rooting for them
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s a shame the orange blob is still in the White House, I want to go back to Chicago 😔
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Give Alan Carr a knighthood #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The sun comes out and so do the hot boys. Like where do you all hide when you’re not in a beer garden??? Come out beautiful men ☀️
June 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’ve only received two Father’s Day messages so far 😔
June 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Update: I turned 30, gorgeous guy broke my heart, still tragically single
Got a second date with a gorgeous guy at my house tomorrow night 😌 Wish me luck lads
June 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM