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James
@hazeyjam.bsky.social
30 y/o Shropshire lad
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does this not entitle me to a free bus pass?
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i had a nightmare that i got fingered by cynthia instead 😩
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
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November 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I need servicing 24/7. It’s the only cure 😪

It really is all the better. I’m living my happy little life in my west England pussy palace
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You’re so sweet baby you give me Type 3 diabetes xo

Shropshire is Highgarden. It’s green, and has a puff and a bitchy queen (all me)
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Exactly! And if you zoom in, you can claim ‘XXX’ Nectar points too! 😍
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’d be telling you to move south of Winterfell and come live with me
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You should learn my kinks before you threaten me with a good time 💨
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Or they may just be European. Not sure.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM