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hazyjay.bsky.social
Cat Dad
@hazyjay.bsky.social
I hope you like good cat pictures and poor food photos.
The joys of a void. This guy must think he's in the will. At night he lays across the hallway to the bathroom. I had to get a nightlight.
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Fuck Jeffries.
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So fun. So beautiful. And the more intricate designs become like a pervy meditation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shibari?
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
35%? Lol. Why not 10%?
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My younger brother has opted to refrain from discussing how awesome he is at creating prompts while I am in earshot. I may be over 50 but I still retain the right to give him nuggies for being an idiot around me.
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I would think a beagle tie would be louder.
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The monsters of my nightmares do not have big gnashing teeth. They have gums.
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So what you are saying is that the US is capable of stopping a ship on the open seas without using missiles.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
OMG! That face! I love her mask!
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I have been on a noir kick recently and have been devouring Ross Macdonald.
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
With a BlueSky boxing glove.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Idiot insomnia?
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Not really. But you can keep pretending it happened like the Republicans tell you it did.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Catwick Boseman is a talented envelope licker and is ready to offer his belly for stress relief.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have some concerns.

Cooking from frozen will require some extra time. Do you have any backup propane? I recommend keeping it next to the fryer for quick changing.

Another tip is to fill the fryer to the brim with oil to increase the mass. That will also help cook the bird faster.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Um. They are soldiers, not law enforcement.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Block early, block often.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's Josh Barro. He thinks he's a centrist.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Still better than cake.

Also, objective pie rankings are as follows:

1. Key lime pie
2. Every other pie.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Maybe he's talking about beef tallow smoothies?
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Slap those two tostadas together and put a frilly toothpick through it. Viola!
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Thank you!
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Those eyes!
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM