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@hazyjay.bsky.social
I hope you like good cat pictures and poor food photos.
At least it gets dark early so I don't have to watch it snow.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
@richardkadrey.bsky.social Reading The Dead Take the A Train and am loving it! I am greatly enjoying some of the more obscure English words you tucked inside. Thank you.
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Looks like my plans have changed. He's snoring.
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”:
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The longer you watch the crazier it gets
😭😭❤️
July 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@chuckwendig.bsky.social I am playing Star Wars Outlaws and am pretty sure I just ran into Snap's moms.
July 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Several years ago I got home from work and heard a bird chirping from the basement. When I investigated, I discovered that an adolescent robin had fallen into the gap on the covering of one of the basement window wells and was trapped.

My initial thought was that it would quiet down in a couple
Robins are fluffy, red-breasted psychopaths; I do not truck with them. Just absolute, brutal bastards.
July 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Holy shit
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social Remember when you made Al Franken resign for harassing a woman? You should resign for harassing a Muslim. Disgusting and the people of New York deserve better.
June 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
@swordsjew.bsky.social My local library has 2 copies! Nice! I'd check it out but I already own a copy.

And yes, I am bragging.
June 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A perfect loaf.
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me when I accidentally locked myself out of the house last week and watched my dog eat out of the trash.
me when mcdonalds stopped serving all day breakfast
I think Dave Roberts disagrees but I'm not certain
June 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@gailsimone.bsky.social Notice these chili cheese fry chips made in Texas feature chili obviously full of beans.
Just opened the bag, and DAMN
June 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Everybody needs to read @blacktopkid.bsky.social

Fantastic story! Think Red Harvest but grimier(good), more Machiavellian, and much more personal. One of my favorite books so far this year.
June 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
u have been kidnapped and a character from the last TV show you watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
June 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@apnews.com Why don't you tout your little anti trans articles on Bluesky? Afraid the audience might see you in a different light?
May 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not often a skeet makes me tear up.
Here's what I came up with
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The tail end was overdone so I had to eat it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Salt and brown sugar cured. Ready to smoke.
May 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ever since I got back from helping out @catcarenetworkiowa.bsky.social this guy has not let me out of his sight. It has been at least a year since he has napped on me.

I think he got jealous.
May 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@steveperrywriter.bsky.social So 30 odd years ago I read the Matador trilogy and at some point I picked up The 97th Step. I have been thinking about them recently and looked them up. Holy shit! You wrote a bunch more! Thank you! I am excited to see where you take the story.
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
May 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yes, please. I would very much like socialism and a nap.
That’s my thing. All I have heard about my entire life is men’s many problems. Whomst among us has ever had the freedom to ignore men’s problems?!!

All nonsense. Men need socialism and a nap.
May 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The average American has three amigos.
May 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM