Heather Carpenter
@hc1059.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Heather. Life is weird.
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also michael lombardi was working for nfl films in 2008.
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I don't see you volunteering to serve that awol jailtime or offering to pay his in full college tuition for breaking that contract. If you aren't willing to do that any much, much more, shutting up is free.
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I haven't heard any offline discourse to the otherwise so cautiously optimistic that dude is just normal.
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Jordan is officially the hottest dude ever on #LoveisBlind for how openly his loves his son and how respectful he is of the baby mama.
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Between how he acted in the pods and (allegedly) not paying his staff, is Ryan the shittiest linkedin grindset bro to ever be on #loveisblind
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Oh, didn’t know that. Hope you’re able to get far enough west for some good mountain desert sunsets. They are truly stunning.,
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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it's all. My parents lived in southern arizona for about 10 years and was always fun trying to remember which time of year they were which time zone.
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Arizona doesn't have daylight savings so time zones don't matter, you're in pacific time.
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I'm mad I believed my Texas history classes when they taught us, government should leave it's people alone if they ain't hurting nobody.
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Maybe not the college football folks, but I just moved to New England this spring and Boston media and their regional sports network definitely did.
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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I think it's a good amount mental and don't think he'll be able to break out of it at Texas. I hope he gets the transfer of his dreams but some people just don't break outta the funk.
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Yeah, that all of west texas until el paso. about thirty minutes out you start to get a lotta plateaus, and new mexico has the white sand dunes. This is a perfect time to catch up with the bravo queue.
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Can UNC fire Bill for cause just for hiring Michael Lombardi?
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If the shutdown isn't ended by this weekend active duty military (and i think ice too) doesn't get paid on the 14/15th so it's the first truly hard deadline. All those people on the videos seem like the folks who will be understanding about backpay policy.
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social media has made people feel a little too comfortable with being mean to strangers
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Somebody wants those Epstein files released!
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I know with the covid year and the portal a good chunk of college qb's are now mid 20's, but glen powell's face just screams he knows life before the iphone prosthetics or not.
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didn't watch gameday but kinda wonder if he has cte. he was always a idiot, but there was a llloooottt less safety protocols in the early challenge days esp with alcohol/drug use right before competing.
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i hate how much watching the real world/road rules challenge makes me specifically aware how stupid these dudes are.
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does this take place in the morning show universe because i want bradley jackson to have to go back to space to cover angela basset saving the world and finally get her pulitzer
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There are two things Nicole Kidman wants to do: fuck and see movies in an AMC theater