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Hannah Cohen

@hcohen.bsky.social

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She/her. hot sad jewish lady. writer sometimes, mostly tired. poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere. my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · Nov 10

Gotten an influx of new Bluesky followers on here since the dead bird site is tanking so here’s an introduction post:

Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.

A picture of the writer Hannah Cohen, sitting outside in a grassy river area. She is wearing a black floral dress with a gold charm necklace and gold earrings. There is a small smile on her face.

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 1d

starting to think bog bodies had the right idea all along. why am I checking emails in a tiny cubicle when I could just walk outside and let the earth envelop me in her peaty embrace

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 1d

made a tweet years ago along these lines and man, it made me miss old twitter and wish I had screenshotted more of my bangers before I deleted my acct

Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 1d

starting to think bog bodies had the right idea all along. why am I checking emails in a tiny cubicle when I could just walk outside and let the earth envelop me in her peaty embrace

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 2d

"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!

Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 2d

"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe it’s the two drinks in me at the bar but this is so fucking funny to me rn

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Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 2d

If a press is asking for money to read your work, they should be transparent where that money goes. If they get grants, donations, financial support, that should be disclosed, too.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 2d

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 3d

foxes, corduroy, and autumn light 🦊🍂

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⿻ Secretary of Vore 🎃 @eileen.actor · 3d

You can’t be racist against AI. AI does not have a race. It doesn’t have a body to be racialized. It doesn’t have a perspective which can experience racism

“An AI” is not a person. It’s a fuckload of floating point numbers wrapped in a function that accepts input and returns outputs. That is all

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 3d

kinda feeling like we’re all stuck in the pool without a ladder in the sims games lately

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 4d

essentially a Tim Robinson sketch where he keeps yelling and pressing the button nonstop because he’s experiencing sadness

Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 4d

thanks but I already have depression for more than 5 seconds a day

A photo of the silver plaque depress button for a handicapped room inside a hotel hallway

It says

“Depress Button For 5 Seconds”

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5d

usually take an edible before bed so I don’t dream but I forgot to last night and dreamt about this movie

A BABY
SEAN PENN
BENICIO DEL TORO
REGINA HALL
TEYANA TAYLOR
CHASE INFINITI
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON
ONE
RATTLE
AFTER ANOTHER

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WIRED @wired.com · 7d

Jane Goodall understood better than most the impact humans have had on the planet. Having witnessed so much environmental deterioration during her lifetime, she was as much an activist as a scientist.

Read our piece from 2024 on the legendary primatologist. 💚

Jane Goodall Thinks It’s Not Too Late to Save the World

The world, the famed primatologist says, isn’t what it used to be—but there’s still time to save it, if we treat crises like climate change, biodiversity loss, and poverty as one.

www.wired.com

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Burrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 7d

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7d

always fun to check back on posts that escape containment and see who is mad at me for what. this time it is for apparently denying that the military kills people.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 8d

this guy has no idea what the american military is (the most sophisticated logistics operation ever assembled in human history)

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 8d

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 8d

just guess

cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
November 11, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 9d

This is such a dumb presidency… i can’t believe I’m living through this….

AGAIN

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 10d

David Lynch’s Twin Peaks (1990-91, 2017)

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 10d

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chris-ture from the black lagoon @thecorlew.bsky.social · 10d

it’s Sunday on bluesky so I am urging everyone to take care of themselves. Take a walk, have a second cup of coffee or tea, read a book, spend some time looking at small poems

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 10d

ACAB except for Noakes, I love him and Chummy so much 🥺

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10d

(trailer voiceover) this halloween, grass touches back

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11d

I love her shenanigans, she’s so cool