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purporting to be human
I feel like I could use this in response to a lot of situations
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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We are taking higher than normal call volume. Your scream is important to us. An abyss will be assigned to you in the order in which your scream was received
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
For the aesthetically pleasing Zoom background
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
man it hurts to press like on this
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
In the grim darkness of the future there are only influencers
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This sounds like a genre Paradox has not yet entered
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Oil on the beard always weirds me out
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Definitely "GM advice" territory
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Seems rough for Pink Book, they can borrow mine if they want. Aubrey and Maturin aren't my cup of tea but I'm sure someone will give them a forever home
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
My wife once had the experience of trying to ask directions to "Dubois". After some time:

"Oh you mean DEW-boys?"
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Everything I know about Indiana as a state makes me surprised to hear what you are describing, but I'm glad for it anyway
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My wife and I made it 5 and 4 years, respectively. I salute your efforts and I hope your case is mild!
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I hate that instagram's terrible interaction practices make this sound like such a good idea
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
playing Crusader Kings carries with it a similar danger
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That sounds rough. No advice, lots of sympathy.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the stuff that interests you interests me too
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love how much rock there is in I-dle's sound at times.
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gross. I love it
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What frustrates me so much about this is that it's not about the data. It's misusing data as a platform to say "so I know better than you" whether the data supports it or not.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM