the only one who ever wants to talk on the phone SHOULD NOT be talking on the phone -kit

Me: *making a phone call* why won’t they answer?
Me: *receiving a phone call* why are they calling!

We have lost our wallet every day for the past week and I think we should go pro because we’re really fucking good at it -max

when the emo alter dresses you but the little fronts #DID

Max thinks working on a project means opening it up on the computer, listening through one time, and walking away -kit

rip to the alter that wanted lemonade and left it half-made sitting on the kitchen counter. can there be no justice in this world?