Hey listen, slandering Werthers Originals is beyond the pale, madam!

Srsly tho, love those things and have since I was a wee kidlet and Grandpa gave me one. Good memories associated, pocket lint-free!

Donate and call your food bank and ask how you can help deliver food for a few hours a week. Most food banks have delivery service for shut-in seniors, and the disabled.

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Please don’t forget to donate PET FOOD! A lot of folks have their pets as their only source of comfort & security in these stressful and uncertain times. We are ALL in this together, including our pets!

I have never understood this, either as a kid or adult. Even when I was a kid and adults thought "just put some jelly on it, kids love sweet things," none of them thought "ketchup on eggs."

Salsa? Sure if there's other things on/in as well, but that is not the same.

Maybe the matching one I'll make for me will say "mundus sine Caesaribus." That might be nice.

Hon, why are you doing this to yourself - and us? 'Cause yeah, wastebasket urgently needed.

I am here to attest that "I'm here, ain't I" is in fact a trauma triage level.

Th - I... it is too early in the universe for this sort of pun, you!

Yeah, my prob is always the opposite end of the spectrum, being a teacup human but will keep an eye out.

I just want you to know that as an adult I absolutely own the widelegs I wanted back then. No JNCO, though, that's still some absolute bullshit pricing.

DAMMIT JAMIE THAT MOUTHFUL OF CO-COLA FUDGE CAKE WAS INNOCENT