Meanest Mommy Ever, MD
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Not your MD, find another. BLM, TLM. No terfs, you buttheads. I probably need a nap.
Was really hoping to live in a world where I would have had to spend more time explaining the lyrics for “99 Red Balloons” to my kids.
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Was really hoping to live in a world where I would have had to spend more time explaining the lyrics for “99 Red Balloons” to my kids.
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People with experience: please give food banks *money.* They can make it go much further than you can.
Grocery shopper 1: I’m going to donate whole pineapple cakes in honor of my grandma.
Shopper 2: did you say canned beets?
“Shopper” 3: here’s this opened box of cereal my kid didn’t like
Grocery shopper 1: I’m going to donate whole pineapple cakes in honor of my grandma.
Shopper 2: did you say canned beets?
“Shopper” 3: here’s this opened box of cereal my kid didn’t like
I’m going to need well to do people to remember that unhoused people, disabled and sick people, recovering people, survivors, etc are not feel-good or learning opportunities for your kids. They’re not traditions for the holidays. They are people, and if you can’t treat them that way, stay away.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
People with experience: please give food banks *money.* They can make it go much further than you can.
Grocery shopper 1: I’m going to donate whole pineapple cakes in honor of my grandma.
Shopper 2: did you say canned beets?
“Shopper” 3: here’s this opened box of cereal my kid didn’t like
Grocery shopper 1: I’m going to donate whole pineapple cakes in honor of my grandma.
Shopper 2: did you say canned beets?
“Shopper” 3: here’s this opened box of cereal my kid didn’t like
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Donate and call your food bank and ask how you can help deliver food for a few hours a week. Most food banks have delivery service for shut-in seniors, and the disabled.
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Donate and call your food bank and ask how you can help deliver food for a few hours a week. Most food banks have delivery service for shut-in seniors, and the disabled.
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Pittsburgh resources (compiled by 1Hood, amplified by Sue Kerr): bsky.app/profile/pghl...
Pittsburgh Food Security Resources – a List - Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents bit.ly/4hnqbx0
Pittsburgh Food Security Resources – a List - Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents
This is an ongoing list of food resources to support neighbors, including those who might be affected by the cruel cut to the SNAP (food stamps) program. You would be doing your neighbors a great…
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October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pittsburgh resources (compiled by 1Hood, amplified by Sue Kerr): bsky.app/profile/pghl...
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Please don’t forget to donate PET FOOD! A lot of folks have their pets as their only source of comfort & security in these stressful and uncertain times. We are ALL in this together, including our pets!
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Please don’t forget to donate PET FOOD! A lot of folks have their pets as their only source of comfort & security in these stressful and uncertain times. We are ALL in this together, including our pets!
I AM DECEASED PLEASE SEND DONATIONS IN LIEU OF FLOWERS.
Somebody said Arby's steak bites tastes like smoked squirrel knees🤣🤣🤣
October 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I AM DECEASED PLEASE SEND DONATIONS IN LIEU OF FLOWERS.
No sir, generally we don't consider something an allergic response if you have it before you're even in the building with the medication. Also just FYI, a heart attack is not generally an allergic response.
You were also in emergency heart surgery at the time. Yeah.
You were also in emergency heart surgery at the time. Yeah.
October 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
No sir, generally we don't consider something an allergic response if you have it before you're even in the building with the medication. Also just FYI, a heart attack is not generally an allergic response.
You were also in emergency heart surgery at the time. Yeah.
You were also in emergency heart surgery at the time. Yeah.
In this house, even my embroidery pisses off the fashy-lovers, especially the ones that wouldn't even be able to point out a fasces in a lineup.
Even with the 'tism, I know that if people get po-faced when they hear the translation, well, they ain't my people. Gonna enjoy that.
Even with the 'tism, I know that if people get po-faced when they hear the translation, well, they ain't my people. Gonna enjoy that.
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
In this house, even my embroidery pisses off the fashy-lovers, especially the ones that wouldn't even be able to point out a fasces in a lineup.
Even with the 'tism, I know that if people get po-faced when they hear the translation, well, they ain't my people. Gonna enjoy that.
Even with the 'tism, I know that if people get po-faced when they hear the translation, well, they ain't my people. Gonna enjoy that.
Most of my teachers in med school and many in residency: “Oh, this is rare, you’ll probably never see this in person.” -me: proceeds to see at least one “rare” every freaking week-
Two “rare” things before lunch.
It’s Monday.
Two “rare” things before lunch.
It’s Monday.
September 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Most of my teachers in med school and many in residency: “Oh, this is rare, you’ll probably never see this in person.” -me: proceeds to see at least one “rare” every freaking week-
Two “rare” things before lunch.
It’s Monday.
Two “rare” things before lunch.
It’s Monday.
Hahaha if you stand between an elderly person with comorbidities and an appropriate seasonal vaccine, you're going to the special Hell. *signs a freaking prescription for a person to get a fucking FLU SHOT what even the fucking hellscape*
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hahaha if you stand between an elderly person with comorbidities and an appropriate seasonal vaccine, you're going to the special Hell. *signs a freaking prescription for a person to get a fucking FLU SHOT what even the fucking hellscape*
What that, you've tried nothing at all for it and you still feel bad?
I need someone to come and collect the elderly people who are nonsensical but also do not qualify as either demented or delirious. Wrap 'em in cotton wool, load 'em up w/ the right OTC meds, spoon in some soup, then naps for all.
I need someone to come and collect the elderly people who are nonsensical but also do not qualify as either demented or delirious. Wrap 'em in cotton wool, load 'em up w/ the right OTC meds, spoon in some soup, then naps for all.
September 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
What that, you've tried nothing at all for it and you still feel bad?
I need someone to come and collect the elderly people who are nonsensical but also do not qualify as either demented or delirious. Wrap 'em in cotton wool, load 'em up w/ the right OTC meds, spoon in some soup, then naps for all.
I need someone to come and collect the elderly people who are nonsensical but also do not qualify as either demented or delirious. Wrap 'em in cotton wool, load 'em up w/ the right OTC meds, spoon in some soup, then naps for all.
Good person, you've have COVID for a few days now & you haven't taken anything for your symptoms, so you feel bad from unaddressed symptoms. Maybe at least do a Mucinex about it.
"Well, I hate medications. I was wondering if you should Rx antibiotics." (Yes, those sentences followed one another.)
"Well, I hate medications. I was wondering if you should Rx antibiotics." (Yes, those sentences followed one another.)
September 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Good person, you've have COVID for a few days now & you haven't taken anything for your symptoms, so you feel bad from unaddressed symptoms. Maybe at least do a Mucinex about it.
"Well, I hate medications. I was wondering if you should Rx antibiotics." (Yes, those sentences followed one another.)
"Well, I hate medications. I was wondering if you should Rx antibiotics." (Yes, those sentences followed one another.)
When you got the ‘Rona in your house and so you buy masks for the house and you find the ones that fit you. You know,
The kids’ ones. #short
The kids’ ones. #short
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When you got the ‘Rona in your house and so you buy masks for the house and you find the ones that fit you. You know,
The kids’ ones. #short
The kids’ ones. #short
(Also, def living country doc life: gorgeous eggs, fresh tomatoes, Highly Questionable preserves no one should open indoors, and very elderly people doing shit you should only do with a rig and a cherry picker, not a ladder and a chainsaw.)
September 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(Also, def living country doc life: gorgeous eggs, fresh tomatoes, Highly Questionable preserves no one should open indoors, and very elderly people doing shit you should only do with a rig and a cherry picker, not a ladder and a chainsaw.)
I come from blue collar, unionized people. Grandpa retired & started a 2nd career. Momma retired then unretired.
Now I'm an MD. I'm treating those people, teaching them better, giving them info they didn't have to get better for selves & babies.
Happy Labor Day, y'all! #nowarbutclasswar
Now I'm an MD. I'm treating those people, teaching them better, giving them info they didn't have to get better for selves & babies.
Happy Labor Day, y'all! #nowarbutclasswar
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I come from blue collar, unionized people. Grandpa retired & started a 2nd career. Momma retired then unretired.
Now I'm an MD. I'm treating those people, teaching them better, giving them info they didn't have to get better for selves & babies.
Happy Labor Day, y'all! #nowarbutclasswar
Now I'm an MD. I'm treating those people, teaching them better, giving them info they didn't have to get better for selves & babies.
Happy Labor Day, y'all! #nowarbutclasswar
In the country, which is losing people to more populous areas where pay is better and losing staff for old folks' homes to venture capitalist's cannibalization, and now often losing state and definitely Fed support for the few public health programs. The message: why won't you just die already?
August 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In the country, which is losing people to more populous areas where pay is better and losing staff for old folks' homes to venture capitalist's cannibalization, and now often losing state and definitely Fed support for the few public health programs. The message: why won't you just die already?
I've been all "argh, *very old people*!" the past few weeks but honestly, policy put us in a place where a 75 yo man gets up in a tree w a chainsaw. Where a 92yo woman living alone, nearly blind + deaf, is trying to manage her own meds & life, 1 meal/day, w/ a worried neighbor alerting me/us.
August 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I've been all "argh, *very old people*!" the past few weeks but honestly, policy put us in a place where a 75 yo man gets up in a tree w a chainsaw. Where a 92yo woman living alone, nearly blind + deaf, is trying to manage her own meds & life, 1 meal/day, w/ a worried neighbor alerting me/us.
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Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”
Cities:
Cities:
The lablewblew things? Renamed them this morning: Pazuzu. Now they are all Pazuzu in our house. Look at those faces, of *COURSE* they're all harbingers of drought and devouring locusts!
August 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The lablewblew things? Renamed them this morning: Pazuzu. Now they are all Pazuzu in our house. Look at those faces, of *COURSE* they're all harbingers of drought and devouring locusts!
Holy moly, what's this? A bunch of white-presenting people making scapegoats of two Black women w/o all the facts? In the SF author space? My word, what shock, how surprise, much kiss right off down the road.
Y'all need to find a new MO. This one's more predictable than your plots.
Y'all need to find a new MO. This one's more predictable than your plots.
August 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Holy moly, what's this? A bunch of white-presenting people making scapegoats of two Black women w/o all the facts? In the SF author space? My word, what shock, how surprise, much kiss right off down the road.
Y'all need to find a new MO. This one's more predictable than your plots.
Y'all need to find a new MO. This one's more predictable than your plots.
As a white Southerner from the area around where Cracker Barrel was founded and who legit thought as a young child that was my Grandpa on the logo, I promise it's disingenuous at best to say that removing the dude is erasing poor white Southern folk.
I promise we know what that looks like.
I promise we know what that looks like.
August 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As a white Southerner from the area around where Cracker Barrel was founded and who legit thought as a young child that was my Grandpa on the logo, I promise it's disingenuous at best to say that removing the dude is erasing poor white Southern folk.
I promise we know what that looks like.
I promise we know what that looks like.
It's okay to avoid using words if you don't understand their meaning, folks.
Merriam-Webster: "disingenuous, adj.
dis·in·gen·u·ous/dis-in-ˈjen-yə-wəs -yü-əs
: lacking in candor
also : giving a false appearance of simple frankness : calculating"
Merriam-Webster: "disingenuous, adj.
dis·in·gen·u·ous/dis-in-ˈjen-yə-wəs -yü-əs
: lacking in candor
also : giving a false appearance of simple frankness : calculating"
August 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's okay to avoid using words if you don't understand their meaning, folks.
Merriam-Webster: "disingenuous, adj.
dis·in·gen·u·ous/dis-in-ˈjen-yə-wəs -yü-əs
: lacking in candor
also : giving a false appearance of simple frankness : calculating"
Merriam-Webster: "disingenuous, adj.
dis·in·gen·u·ous/dis-in-ˈjen-yə-wəs -yü-əs
: lacking in candor
also : giving a false appearance of simple frankness : calculating"
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😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS FURTHER CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!
UPSIDE DOWN KITTEN PARTY!😻😻😻
UPSIDE DOWN KITTEN PARTY!😻😻😻
August 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS FURTHER CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!
UPSIDE DOWN KITTEN PARTY!😻😻😻
UPSIDE DOWN KITTEN PARTY!😻😻😻
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My only issue with the teacher supply list is that they should never have to do that. Cops in small towns can get tanks, teachers shouldn't have to beg for pencils.
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My only issue with the teacher supply list is that they should never have to do that. Cops in small towns can get tanks, teachers shouldn't have to beg for pencils.