Heath Allyn
@heathallyn.com
Actor/voice actor/musician/singer/shenanigangster in Austin, TX. I love liminal spaces. Like eating and scrolling in my car.
Thanks to Helen Heil for capturing one of my favorite songs to sing at tonight’s crazy fun Beatle Bash.
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Thanks to Helen Heil for capturing one of my favorite songs to sing at tonight’s crazy fun Beatle Bash.
Simon LeBon having a bad day.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Simon LeBon having a bad day.
And that’s a wrap on Horror For The Holidays 2025!
Makeup: Meredith Johns
Photos: Andrew Gamble
Makeup: Meredith Johns
Photos: Andrew Gamble
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
And that’s a wrap on Horror For The Holidays 2025!
Makeup: Meredith Johns
Photos: Andrew Gamble
Makeup: Meredith Johns
Photos: Andrew Gamble
Just me as Evil Santa surrounded by legends. Barbara Crampton, Patty Mullen, Dee Wallace , Miko Hughes, Ken Foree, and Henry Thomas.
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just me as Evil Santa surrounded by legends. Barbara Crampton, Patty Mullen, Dee Wallace , Miko Hughes, Ken Foree, and Henry Thomas.
If it doesn’t have a hole, I don’t think it’s a donut. At least it’s not a “free donut with a-hole.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If it doesn’t have a hole, I don’t think it’s a donut. At least it’s not a “free donut with a-hole.”
Saw an ad somewhere and took a chance on two pairs of these color changing corduroy drawstring waist pants for everyday lounge wear. Love them! I do need have pant legs hemmed up a bit.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Saw an ad somewhere and took a chance on two pairs of these color changing corduroy drawstring waist pants for everyday lounge wear. Love them! I do need have pant legs hemmed up a bit.
It’s like a musical boss battle.
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s like a musical boss battle.
Xmas came early! $.91 closer to eliminating my debt! 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Xmas came early! $.91 closer to eliminating my debt! 🤣
This week’s pet sitting is my old friends Beth and Dirty. Beth is the SWEETEST and Dirty has had a rough go in his twilight years but is also sweet.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This week’s pet sitting is my old friends Beth and Dirty. Beth is the SWEETEST and Dirty has had a rough go in his twilight years but is also sweet.
But…I need to go get breakfast.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
But…I need to go get breakfast.
And now a love song (with lots of profanity) I made up to the tune of whatever bro country was playing on the sound system in Randall’s.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And now a love song (with lots of profanity) I made up to the tune of whatever bro country was playing on the sound system in Randall’s.
The muse doesn’t take holidays off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The muse doesn’t take holidays off.
Me, my Eden Hoodie, a couch, a dog, a cat, and some Stranger Things. Also a pint of orange swirl ice cream. This is my house/pet sitting holiday and I’m totally cool with it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me, my Eden Hoodie, a couch, a dog, a cat, and some Stranger Things. Also a pint of orange swirl ice cream. This is my house/pet sitting holiday and I’m totally cool with it.
I just heard someone say this on another video and then my brain wouldn’t stop repeating it in this voice so this video is simply to exorcise it from my head.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I just heard someone say this on another video and then my brain wouldn’t stop repeating it in this voice so this video is simply to exorcise it from my head.
This kind of stuff can make an actor’s day. Or week. Maybe month.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This kind of stuff can make an actor’s day. Or week. Maybe month.
New rule I just made up with my new clock. If the clock is on, it’s a nap. If the clock is dark and only projecting on the ceiling, then it’s actual bedtime sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
New rule I just made up with my new clock. If the clock is on, it’s a nap. If the clock is dark and only projecting on the ceiling, then it’s actual bedtime sleep.
If you have an argument with someone that ends in you two having sex is that a “bone of contention”?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you have an argument with someone that ends in you two having sex is that a “bone of contention”?
This is me later today.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is me later today.
If George Harrison was a huge fan of The Muppets.
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If George Harrison was a huge fan of The Muppets.
From weatherspark, “On November 19, the temperature in Austin typically ranges from 53°F to 69°F and is rarely below 39°F or above 81°F.”
And our current forecast.
And our current forecast.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
From weatherspark, “On November 19, the temperature in Austin typically ranges from 53°F to 69°F and is rarely below 39°F or above 81°F.”
And our current forecast.
And our current forecast.
The vibes at our last Discotex (ABBA Tribute) show at Shangri-La were off the charts! Great crowd.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The vibes at our last Discotex (ABBA Tribute) show at Shangri-La were off the charts! Great crowd.
Walking back to my car after a gig at Shangri-La on East 6th st., and I walked through this cool courtyard between two buildings and thought “This would be a great spot for a first kiss.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Walking back to my car after a gig at Shangri-La on East 6th st., and I walked through this cool courtyard between two buildings and thought “This would be a great spot for a first kiss.”