Heather Hogan
@heatherhogan.bsky.social
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your friendly neighborhood soft butch // @thesicktimes.org engagement editor // http://theheatherhogan.substack.com // #LongCOVID
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natthedem.bsky.social
Everybody ain't for everybody, I get that.

I'm certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

But if you can't appreciate what we're seeing from A'ja Wilson, you don't love the game like me.

#wnba
heatherhogan.bsky.social
I love how gently my wife is like “Why don’t you relax for a second, darling, you don’t look like you’re quite at peak energy” when what she really wants to say is “SIT DOWN! You look like you’re about to fall the fuck over.” #LongCOVID
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Built my career on social media, met my wife on social media, met most of my best friends on social media, plus all the cats.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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nikostratis.com
Celebrate prime day by buying my book from Bookshop dot org (with free shipping and a little discount) or your fave indie bookstore.

Fuck Jeff Bezos, books don't need him.

Bookshop dot org: is.gd/iMcYEA
a book, with a blue cover and gradient red to yellow font that reads the dad rock that made me a woman by Niko Stratis. it's sitting on a wooden tabletop, behind it are records and a lamp and whatnot.
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bookshop.org
You made it halfway through the week *and* we still have free shipping? Sounds like the perfect time to treat yourself to a new book and support indie bookstores in the process. 📚
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Ah okay, it’s kidney stones so you’re all safe for now, but let this be your warning. If you get Dolly Parton sick, I am going to hunt you down like a shark.
hc1059.bsky.social
idk if you can blame someone for kidney stones, i can blame some medical providers for taking this long to blast them. dolly's too precious to feel that pain so long.
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Whoever got Dolly Parton sick I’m gonna find you and haunt you until the universe dies. :)
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Oh my gosh, four trips! I would have wrecked four piled up crates for sure! 😅
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Oh! Hahaha! I live in NYC. I was born and raised in rural Georgia though!
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
heatherhogan.bsky.social
You fundraiser perks are coming @thesicktimes.org readers! I dropped off four bike crates full of packages at the post office today! (And now I’m gonna take a nap 😅)

Don’t forget to post pics of yourself in your new TST dad hats and tag us!
A blue e-bike with a crate attached to the back. The crate is full of manilla envelopes. A middle age lesbian wearing a khaki hat that reads “THE SICK TIMES” in stitched purple letters.
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wormbuxx.bsky.social
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
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aplante.com
haha his little cardigan. lil picardi-cardi. picardigan.
jean-luc picard from TNG wearing a starfleet uniform in cardigan form
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Have you ever seen anything so adorable and so FURIOUS at the same time?
An orange and white tabby cat wearing an orange pillow cone. She’s looking so mad.
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Someone messaged to say this is homophobic so I just wanted to let you know when I say “gay people” I mean “me.” I’m the gay people.
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Oh my gosh NO! Autism masks OFF!
heatherhogan.bsky.social
I love gay people. Talking about “last minute Halloween costume ideas” on October 5th.
heatherhogan.bsky.social
Me: Look, see, this is my cat, so we’ll pet him, and here comes my little calico kitten, we’ll pet her, and over here is my baby dragon who is a puppy in a dragon costume, pet pet.

Wife: Is this game not called Assassin’s Creed?

Me: Yep. Oh, I see my little rabbit and my baby raccoon, pet pet.
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theferocity.bsky.social
This week at an event for THE PEOPLE’S PROJECT, a reader asked in a gracious and cheeky way what I would hope white readers in particular would get out of the book. Or more directly, what I would TELL white readers. And this was basically my answer:

African-Americans are experts on America.
solomonmissouri.bsky.social
America should listen to Black people