I will never understand the split tribal thing right after merge like what’s the point of merging if you’re gonna split them up again #Survivor

The editing on this killed me #Survivor

LOL this is your mfing moment!

Well twitter dot com is down. What are we all doing over here??

The vyvanse is vyvans-ing today!!!!!

Without a doubt the worst part about being over 30 is not being able to lay on your tum tum and look at your phone without it absolutely destrOYING your back for 3-5 business days. oooooOOOOF

I wish tim allen wasn’t such a fuck twat republican because I love the Santa clause so much. Perfect christmas movie!!

The problem/benefit with adhd is once I decide I want to eat something, quite literally nothing will stop me from making it. I have perfectly good/delicious leftovers but alas, unless I get spicy thai peanut sauce and crispy chicken I’m gonna kms

Get photo carousels off of tik tok get them off get theM OFFFFFF !!

Okposo’s family is so cute and they’re so proud of him, this is the sweetest 1000th game tribute 🥹

Myers and soucy both not looking so hot, that’s always reassuring

Trying to transfer over to this app being the default instead of twitter is gonna be an annoying habit to break so I’m gonna capitalize on my need to scream into the void about how overwhelmingly sad I am here so don’t mind me!!! Breaking in a new habit!!

Can’t believe my best friend is gonna have a baby and start a whole cool chapter in her life and I’m just never going to see them or be a part of it. This is so fucking embarrassing FUCKKWK SAKES

It’s very off-putting that your thread tweets (w.e they’re called) show up on the insta feed. I have seen random people’s posts scattered all on my feed and I wonder if they expect them to show up there lol

If you have a vocal dog it doesn’t matter what you do they will always have shit to talk lmao

bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"