Heather Tregle
@heathertregle.bsky.social
Human being, Attorney, Unapologetic feminist, Mother of dragons, Serial procrastinator
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What makes you uncomfortable doesn’t make me unqualified.
February 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What makes you uncomfortable doesn’t make me unqualified.
Stop doomscrolling and tell me what one thing made for children that no matter how old you are, you will always love.
For me, it’s Lucky Charms.
For me, it’s Lucky Charms.
February 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Stop doomscrolling and tell me what one thing made for children that no matter how old you are, you will always love.
For me, it’s Lucky Charms.
For me, it’s Lucky Charms.
I feel like if Nixon was alive today, he would have something to say about all this.
February 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I feel like if Nixon was alive today, he would have something to say about all this.
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This week has lasted at least a month. I'm aging in "dog years" now...
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This week has lasted at least a month. I'm aging in "dog years" now...
2025 is really coming at me. I’d like to speak to the manager and exchange this year for another one.
January 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
2025 is really coming at me. I’d like to speak to the manager and exchange this year for another one.
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Coworker: “So and so told me they think you don’t like them.”
Me: “Yes. That is correct. That is why I make it clear I do not like them.”
Me: “Yes. That is correct. That is why I make it clear I do not like them.”
January 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Coworker: “So and so told me they think you don’t like them.”
Me: “Yes. That is correct. That is why I make it clear I do not like them.”
Me: “Yes. That is correct. That is why I make it clear I do not like them.”
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The agony of having to interact with people who have failed upwards their entire lives and are not introspective enough to realize it.
January 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The agony of having to interact with people who have failed upwards their entire lives and are not introspective enough to realize it.
Everybody always talks about how nobody likes attorneys until they need one.
I think more people should talk about how everyone loves doctors until they need one.
At least attorneys will help you when you need one. Helpful doctors that will actually listen & not dismiss your issues are rare.
I think more people should talk about how everyone loves doctors until they need one.
At least attorneys will help you when you need one. Helpful doctors that will actually listen & not dismiss your issues are rare.
January 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Everybody always talks about how nobody likes attorneys until they need one.
I think more people should talk about how everyone loves doctors until they need one.
At least attorneys will help you when you need one. Helpful doctors that will actually listen & not dismiss your issues are rare.
I think more people should talk about how everyone loves doctors until they need one.
At least attorneys will help you when you need one. Helpful doctors that will actually listen & not dismiss your issues are rare.
Not for nothing, but the U.S. Army literally has every soldier’s DNA on file so it can always identify Soldier remains no matter the condition.
If your conspiracy theory relies on any other means of DNA comparison (such as comparing to a child), it’s probably not a solid theory.
I’m just saying.
If your conspiracy theory relies on any other means of DNA comparison (such as comparing to a child), it’s probably not a solid theory.
I’m just saying.
January 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not for nothing, but the U.S. Army literally has every soldier’s DNA on file so it can always identify Soldier remains no matter the condition.
If your conspiracy theory relies on any other means of DNA comparison (such as comparing to a child), it’s probably not a solid theory.
I’m just saying.
If your conspiracy theory relies on any other means of DNA comparison (such as comparing to a child), it’s probably not a solid theory.
I’m just saying.
Catch me in a few years when I will be Mariah Carey with defense industry.
December 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Catch me in a few years when I will be Mariah Carey with defense industry.
I hate to break it to you guys, but skeeting political things on Al Gore’s internet does not in fact amount to “doing something.”
Your skeets aren’t going to change the world.
Your skeets aren’t going to change the world.
December 30, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I hate to break it to you guys, but skeeting political things on Al Gore’s internet does not in fact amount to “doing something.”
Your skeets aren’t going to change the world.
Your skeets aren’t going to change the world.
This might be harsh, but when I see posts about “mourning” the death of a person who lived to 100, I can’t help but roll my eyes.
There is nothing sad about someone dying after a century of living. We should all be so lucky.
There is nothing sad about someone dying after a century of living. We should all be so lucky.
December 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
This might be harsh, but when I see posts about “mourning” the death of a person who lived to 100, I can’t help but roll my eyes.
There is nothing sad about someone dying after a century of living. We should all be so lucky.
There is nothing sad about someone dying after a century of living. We should all be so lucky.
Seeing John Oliver at The Kennedy Center tonight. He randomly talked about me on one of his shows, so we are basically best friends.
December 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Seeing John Oliver at The Kennedy Center tonight. He randomly talked about me on one of his shows, so we are basically best friends.
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Random thought while eating all the butter in France. Who told 80s moms the biggest lie: Tab, Crystal Light, or Big Margarine?
December 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Random thought while eating all the butter in France. Who told 80s moms the biggest lie: Tab, Crystal Light, or Big Margarine?
The first bottle of Prosecco has been popped. (In case you were looking for a sign it was time to start drinking)
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The first bottle of Prosecco has been popped. (In case you were looking for a sign it was time to start drinking)
Weird that the four military death row inmates are being ignored in the discussion of commuting federal death sentences.
Last I checked, they are serving federal death sentences.
Make that 7 remaining federal death sentences.
Last I checked, they are serving federal death sentences.
Make that 7 remaining federal death sentences.
December 23, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Weird that the four military death row inmates are being ignored in the discussion of commuting federal death sentences.
Last I checked, they are serving federal death sentences.
Make that 7 remaining federal death sentences.
Last I checked, they are serving federal death sentences.
Make that 7 remaining federal death sentences.
I have spent most of my career prosecuting criminals on behalf of the federal government. And, I couldn’t be happier that President Biden commuted most of the federal death sentences.
End the death penalty.
End the death penalty.
December 23, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I have spent most of my career prosecuting criminals on behalf of the federal government. And, I couldn’t be happier that President Biden commuted most of the federal death sentences.
End the death penalty.
End the death penalty.
It’s crazy, during the Texas game (and every Texas game) they continually show Matthew McConaughey throughout the game. And I never see anybody complain.
Hmmm. What could be the difference?
Hmmm. What could be the difference?
December 22, 2024 at 12:38 AM
It’s crazy, during the Texas game (and every Texas game) they continually show Matthew McConaughey throughout the game. And I never see anybody complain.
Hmmm. What could be the difference?
Hmmm. What could be the difference?
There is a camel in the Safeway parking lot. Just normal northern Virginia suburbs stuff.
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
There is a camel in the Safeway parking lot. Just normal northern Virginia suburbs stuff.
Trader Joe’s holiday bag, but make it Pentagon burn bag.
December 21, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Trader Joe’s holiday bag, but make it Pentagon burn bag.
I left the office for the last time this year, and I didn’t tell anyone “see ya next year!”
Missed opportunity.
Missed opportunity.
December 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I left the office for the last time this year, and I didn’t tell anyone “see ya next year!”
Missed opportunity.
Missed opportunity.
My closet becomes a clown car at Christmas time. It is amazing how many presents I can hide in there without them being seen.
December 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My closet becomes a clown car at Christmas time. It is amazing how many presents I can hide in there without them being seen.
It’s Monday, and the bus smells like urine this morning, so I have that going for me. How’s your day looking?
December 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
It’s Monday, and the bus smells like urine this morning, so I have that going for me. How’s your day looking?
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The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.