J.J.
@jdotj.bsky.social
Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
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If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
Oh shit. Maybe I’ll take this Winter Storm watch seriously now.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Oh shit. Maybe I’ll take this Winter Storm watch seriously now.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.
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Just heard “Riley Gaines is Karoline Leavitt’s Wario” and I am deceased
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Just heard “Riley Gaines is Karoline Leavitt’s Wario” and I am deceased
As a parent, this is a genuinely insane thing to think about your baby. Just complete poster’s madness writ large
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
As a parent, this is a genuinely insane thing to think about your baby. Just complete poster’s madness writ large
I'm not actually taking her seriously, but do you know how so many of us became godless? Because we spent a lot of time in our formative years in a house of worship.
Assistant DOJ Attorney General for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon: "The people on the left we're talking about, they're not familiar with what goes on in a house of worship. A lot of them are godless people."
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I'm not actually taking her seriously, but do you know how so many of us became godless? Because we spent a lot of time in our formative years in a house of worship.
It is so goddamn embarrassing to live in this country
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
It is so goddamn embarrassing to live in this country
I have spent HOURS on my grandma hobby today. I cannot recommend enough an analog grandma hobby for mental health.
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I have spent HOURS on my grandma hobby today. I cannot recommend enough an analog grandma hobby for mental health.
The refs are my op when it comes to sports photography, but maybe this one belongs on a Hinge profile
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The refs are my op when it comes to sports photography, but maybe this one belongs on a Hinge profile
I am so happy Blue Sky hit sports critical mass
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I am so happy Blue Sky hit sports critical mass
Something tells me I am the only mom driving around my wildly, Christian nationalist suburb, blasting the new A$AP Rocky album.
New quick favorite is Stole Ya Flow.
New quick favorite is Stole Ya Flow.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Something tells me I am the only mom driving around my wildly, Christian nationalist suburb, blasting the new A$AP Rocky album.
New quick favorite is Stole Ya Flow.
New quick favorite is Stole Ya Flow.
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
I'm wearing a sweatshirt with a giant yellow lab on it that says MOLTO BENE over it, black fleece leggings, and slippers and thinking of that random DudeBrahLawyer back on Twitter/X that always talked about how lawyers needed to dress in suits to do our best work
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I'm wearing a sweatshirt with a giant yellow lab on it that says MOLTO BENE over it, black fleece leggings, and slippers and thinking of that random DudeBrahLawyer back on Twitter/X that always talked about how lawyers needed to dress in suits to do our best work
Ever see what the heads of men look like on a flight back from Turkey? Very different from the flight to Turkey.
Oz: People often say does health care stink in America? Would you leave America to get health care elsewhere? Nobody leaves.
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Ever see what the heads of men look like on a flight back from Turkey? Very different from the flight to Turkey.
Lots and lots of weight lifting. Unabashedly enjoying time with my family and loved ones. Part of fascism is stealing joy. Don’t let them take your joy.
Y’all, how are you managing your rage?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Lots and lots of weight lifting. Unabashedly enjoying time with my family and loved ones. Part of fascism is stealing joy. Don’t let them take your joy.
North Texas drinking game: take a shot every time Jason Lee Van Dyke's name pops up in seemingly unrelated white supremacist stories
New from me and @tristanl.ee with a bit of help from @wileydcope.bsky.social: We identified companies in the Dallas-Fort Worth area that are operated either by members of Patriot Front or individuals with multiple connections to Patriot Front
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-fou...
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-fou...
Revealed: Four Businesses with Ties to Patriot Front Operating in North Texas
The neo-Nazi group is engaged in a strategy to establish an independent economic ecosystem. Through publicly available information, interviews, and in-person observation, the Observer has identified c...
www.texasobserver.org
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
North Texas drinking game: take a shot every time Jason Lee Van Dyke's name pops up in seemingly unrelated white supremacist stories
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it's actually very urgent! thanks!
Just want to draw your attention to @bubbaprog.xyz 's timburkelegalfund.org
I'm not 100% sure it's still urgent, but it would double as a tip jar.
I'm not 100% sure it's still urgent, but it would double as a tip jar.
Tim Burke Legal Fund
Information about supporting Tim Burke.
timburkelegalfund.org
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
it's actually very urgent! thanks!
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Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
Peri Peri checking tonight. If you’re not making this regularly, you’re missing out.
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Peri Peri checking tonight. If you’re not making this regularly, you’re missing out.
If you need a pick me up from the relentlessly negative news of the day, find the video of Pete Hegseth doing kettlebell swings.
That dude has never brought a woman pleasure.
That dude has never brought a woman pleasure.
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If you need a pick me up from the relentlessly negative news of the day, find the video of Pete Hegseth doing kettlebell swings.
That dude has never brought a woman pleasure.
That dude has never brought a woman pleasure.
There are certain companies that I've come across, both in a professional and consumer way, that spark joy when I see them struggle or fail.
The truly funny part is how so many people in Dallas who have interacted professionally with these companies feel the same way.
The truly funny part is how so many people in Dallas who have interacted professionally with these companies feel the same way.
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
There are certain companies that I've come across, both in a professional and consumer way, that spark joy when I see them struggle or fail.
The truly funny part is how so many people in Dallas who have interacted professionally with these companies feel the same way.
The truly funny part is how so many people in Dallas who have interacted professionally with these companies feel the same way.
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I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.