J.J.
@jdotj.bsky.social
Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
Hear me out:
Murderbot and Foundation crossover universe
Murderbot and Foundation crossover universe
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hear me out:
Murderbot and Foundation crossover universe
Murderbot and Foundation crossover universe
The courts are our last bulwark against the slide and Chris is the best there is at covering them. His coverage is worth your money.
As we head into Thanksgiving, I would also like to take a moment and ask — if you're thankful for my work this year and aren't yet a paid subscriber — to consider subscribing or upgrading to a paid subscription. For $60 a year or $6 a month, you can help to make Law Dork possible.
Law Dork | Chris Geidner | Substack
The Supreme Court, law, politics, and more. Click to read Law Dork, by Chris Geidner, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
www.lawdork.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The courts are our last bulwark against the slide and Chris is the best there is at covering them. His coverage is worth your money.
This is horrible for Jamaica. Horrible.
On a related note, lepto is one of the few pet diseases that will transmit inter-species and can make humans extremely sick. There's a cottage industry of MAHA dog owners/breeders that don't believe in the lepto vaccine and those people are evil.
On a related note, lepto is one of the few pet diseases that will transmit inter-species and can make humans extremely sick. There's a cottage industry of MAHA dog owners/breeders that don't believe in the lepto vaccine and those people are evil.
Jamaica is seeing an outbreak of leptospirosis, just one of the many, many ways severe Melissa hits wll sicken and kill people there over the coming months and years
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is horrible for Jamaica. Horrible.
On a related note, lepto is one of the few pet diseases that will transmit inter-species and can make humans extremely sick. There's a cottage industry of MAHA dog owners/breeders that don't believe in the lepto vaccine and those people are evil.
On a related note, lepto is one of the few pet diseases that will transmit inter-species and can make humans extremely sick. There's a cottage industry of MAHA dog owners/breeders that don't believe in the lepto vaccine and those people are evil.
Red passed over the rainbow bridge today.
We got Red the same day we got Milton back in 2015, because I couldn’t decide which puppy I wanted. His original owners had surrendered him to a shelter. He was then adopted out and his adoptive family returned him to the shelter a few weeks later.
We got Red the same day we got Milton back in 2015, because I couldn’t decide which puppy I wanted. His original owners had surrendered him to a shelter. He was then adopted out and his adoptive family returned him to the shelter a few weeks later.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Red passed over the rainbow bridge today.
We got Red the same day we got Milton back in 2015, because I couldn’t decide which puppy I wanted. His original owners had surrendered him to a shelter. He was then adopted out and his adoptive family returned him to the shelter a few weeks later.
We got Red the same day we got Milton back in 2015, because I couldn’t decide which puppy I wanted. His original owners had surrendered him to a shelter. He was then adopted out and his adoptive family returned him to the shelter a few weeks later.
There needs to be a word for the feeling of when you switch your original flight to an earlier flight, and then your earlier flight gets delayed, and you end up taking off later than your original flight
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
There needs to be a word for the feeling of when you switch your original flight to an earlier flight, and then your earlier flight gets delayed, and you end up taking off later than your original flight
Made it through security at the airport and realized I left my Kindle in the car. Fate worse than death.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Made it through security at the airport and realized I left my Kindle in the car. Fate worse than death.
Reposted by J.J.
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
Me: “How many times can you remember me being all pumped up for an important UT game on a Saturday night and then being disappointed in the result?”
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me: “How many times can you remember me being all pumped up for an important UT game on a Saturday night and then being disappointed in the result?”
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.”
And that’s being a Texas fan.
I am, humbly, a very good home cook.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am, humbly, a very good home cook.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.
Truly don’t know who I want to lose more in the OU/Alabama game.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Truly don’t know who I want to lose more in the OU/Alabama game.
Reposted by J.J.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by J.J.
ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
Reposted by J.J.
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Reposted by J.J.
I wrote on Nico Harrison's legacy as the guy that made the dumbest trade in NBA history.
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
Nico Harrison made the dumbest trade in NBA history. Nine months later, Patrick Dumont finally realized it | Sporting News
Former Mavericks GM Nico Harrison's legacy will be forever cemented as the guy who made the league's worst trade.
www.sportingnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wrote on Nico Harrison's legacy as the guy that made the dumbest trade in NBA history.
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...
Reposted by J.J.
Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.
Our long national nightmare comes to an end
Shams reporting with Tim MacMahon that Nico Harrison expected to be fired at a 10 am central time meeting (on X).
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Our long national nightmare comes to an end
Reposted by J.J.
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Who knew that all it would take to make me the world’s biggest Verstappen fan was McLaren.*
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who knew that all it would take to make me the world’s biggest Verstappen fan was McLaren.*
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
*and the continued travesty at Ferrari
Got in my Uber in Vegas and the driver immediately turned on country music.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Got in my Uber in Vegas and the driver immediately turned on country music.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
So this is what it’s like to be profiled.
My favorite serial story happening right now in the US is how Jaylen Brown’s hairline is attacking other players.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My favorite serial story happening right now in the US is how Jaylen Brown’s hairline is attacking other players.
Reposted by J.J.
*man passes out*
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*man passes out*
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here!
RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?
I'm not linking to that NYT piece today, but of all the horrible parts of it, this was the worst. This was an explanation of "female vices" in the workplace and LET ME JUST TELL YOU...
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm not linking to that NYT piece today, but of all the horrible parts of it, this was the worst. This was an explanation of "female vices" in the workplace and LET ME JUST TELL YOU...
Reposted by J.J.
Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.