Also, if God were real, Trump would have died by shitting himself to death in public, on stage, a long time ago.

If 2026 continues true to its current form, we'll get Art Briles

That is…quite a murder’s row of comparators

Yeah ALLEGEDLY FT33 closed because the chef couldn’t stop having affairs but forget that the kitchen had cameras

Homewood too. LOVED Homewood

I forgot about that one!

All of those. Plus Stephen Pyles. I loved that place even as a “stop in because your event had shitty good and you’re all dressed up and still hungry.” Abacus was always a good time.

Needlepoint

@abeeinthebonnet.bsky.social was just so, so right about this

Good thing our career is premised on it! Definitely not causing an existential crisis

As a KC fan, how did you bet on that game though

The playoffs have been absolutely classic this year

Also, The End is especially poignant given…[gestures]…everything

The best use case I’ve found for it is when you’re searching for something to buy, with a lot of distinct parameters (such as compatibility with different parts), it can tell you what the thing you’re looking for is. Hardly a business case

THAT’S RIGHT. I forgot that part 🤣