Jack’s Oh Lantern 😩🫦
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Blerd, anime, books, movies, music, hoodie connoisseur, ♉️, 30+, She/Her/That Bitch. Just trying to create and live in my peace, can talk about almost anything, phlebotomist. Black People are God’s greatest creation.
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Invite them both, only your niece is leaving when the time comes. Call your friends or hardened coworkers over
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Invite them both, only your niece is leaving when the time comes. Call your friends or hardened coworkers over
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Hey so if a minor in your family is being abused it's all the adults in their lives responsibility to protect them. How you do that may vary and may not even work but ignoring the problem or passing it off for somebody else to handle when it should be a village effort is weak sauce.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hey so if a minor in your family is being abused it's all the adults in their lives responsibility to protect them. How you do that may vary and may not even work but ignoring the problem or passing it off for somebody else to handle when it should be a village effort is weak sauce.
I MISS MONTGOMERY WARDS
Lmao, I never know what's not widely know, but a mini catalog history thread? Retail thread? We'll see:
First, you may think Sears started the catalog thing here in Amseica, but nope. It was this guy. Brick City, stand up!
First, you may think Sears started the catalog thing here in Amseica, but nope. It was this guy. Brick City, stand up!
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I MISS MONTGOMERY WARDS
Who the fuck is on here dating children?!
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Who the fuck is on here dating children?!
My girl! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 love you bookie boo!
Can we also talk about your handwriting 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
Can we also talk about your handwriting 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My girl! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 love you bookie boo!
Can we also talk about your handwriting 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
Can we also talk about your handwriting 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
I usually sign them up for those sweepstakes 😭
Imagine pissing a funny bitch off now you got an inbox full of emails saying “thank you for applying to become a circus act with Cirque du Soleil
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I usually sign them up for those sweepstakes 😭
Bioengineered meat and 3D printed chicken…….wtf are y’all doing?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Bioengineered meat and 3D printed chicken…….wtf are y’all doing?!
Niggas take note!
this is a masterclass in flirting.
niggas should take notes from Karlous.
niggas should take notes from Karlous.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Niggas take note!
The more I see stuff like this, the more I wonder if I have it 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The more I see stuff like this, the more I wonder if I have it 😭
The way I be forgetting some of y’all have kids 😭 I’m a terrible poor internet auntie
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The way I be forgetting some of y’all have kids 😭 I’m a terrible poor internet auntie
Nah bruh, this ain’t it. Eddie definitely has caliber for serious roles, but the type of thug needed for Training Day isn’t Eddie’s type of thug
Denzel couldn’t do Life but Eddie Murphy could do Training Day….not saying Eddie is a better actor than Denzel, but it’s not as large a gap as one would think
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Nah bruh, this ain’t it. Eddie definitely has caliber for serious roles, but the type of thug needed for Training Day isn’t Eddie’s type of thug
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When we all are unserious collectively >>>>
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When we all are unserious collectively >>>>
Hope
Pussy
Boyfriend
🤨😏
Pussy
Boyfriend
🤨😏
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hope
Pussy
Boyfriend
🤨😏
Pussy
Boyfriend
🤨😏
I’m wow? How did I incur your wrath today?
How much longer will you mourn over the person that doesn't want you?
a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee in his hand .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m wow? How did I incur your wrath today?
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And the flu!!
Make sure you double- or triple-up on that mask if you're shopping last-minute. COVID is putting up numbers right now.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And the flu!!
Why I smoke so much:
I smoke the pain away
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why I smoke so much:
I need it recorded too
One of my sex bucket list items is sex in front of a mirror, or with the mirror that’s on the ceiling 😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I need it recorded too
Everything
What’s the best thing about back shots?
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Everything
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Trust me when I say I dont feel like im enough to date in this market its solely because I keep running into men who expect me to chase their avoidance and im just not doing that. Im not forcing any man to like me and that seems to be the ultimatum im facing
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trust me when I say I dont feel like im enough to date in this market its solely because I keep running into men who expect me to chase their avoidance and im just not doing that. Im not forcing any man to like me and that seems to be the ultimatum im facing
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I swear I’m not chasing. AND I’m not sticking around for someone who can’t maintain the vibe they introduced me to.
Pursue me, I’ll reciprocate. Switch up, I vacate. Simple.
Pursue me, I’ll reciprocate. Switch up, I vacate. Simple.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I swear I’m not chasing. AND I’m not sticking around for someone who can’t maintain the vibe they introduced me to.
Pursue me, I’ll reciprocate. Switch up, I vacate. Simple.
Pursue me, I’ll reciprocate. Switch up, I vacate. Simple.
A justified crash out, idc.
You immediately look at this picture and know what this means…. Been passed on for generations and generations
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A justified crash out, idc.
4. I may like driving, but NOT FUCKING OUT HERE!
Y’all ever go from 80 to 0 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY?!
Y’all ever go from 80 to 0 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY?!
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
4. I may like driving, but NOT FUCKING OUT HERE!
Y’all ever go from 80 to 0 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY?!
Y’all ever go from 80 to 0 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY?!
When I sit here and think in my mind, there is absolutely a correlation between this and male instacart shoppers. No FELLAS, I will not explain further.
Be the worst picture you’ve ever taken y are they like this 😭
Babe. I got some good pics of you in my phone. The pics:
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When I sit here and think in my mind, there is absolutely a correlation between this and male instacart shoppers. No FELLAS, I will not explain further.
Then take better pics. I should not look like a Mogwai that you fed and watered after midnight.
Looking like this in all the pics
Looking like this in all the pics
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Then take better pics. I should not look like a Mogwai that you fed and watered after midnight.
Looking like this in all the pics
Looking like this in all the pics
She done told us she don’t wash her clothes and left us with the knowledge she don’t be washing her ass either
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
She done told us she don’t wash her clothes and left us with the knowledge she don’t be washing her ass either