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The Jewel of the Nile
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I know who I am, but you may not: Woo woo bitch author with a fat ass & a smile. Mother of Vampires. Queen of Sirius.

Linktr.ee/KultofIsis
www.beforedeathsaga.blogspot.com
https://ko-fi.com/kultofisiskreations
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Goddesses & angels speak to me on the regular. I am a reincarnated galactic space goddess princess & my therapist knows I believe this. I am not sane by any stretch of imagination.
What are yall doing to stay sane???
OHHHHHHHHHMAHGAWDDDDD
Mama thought she was doing a public service for ol boy and said
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Idk, sis. The first album is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
And 20 too many if you ask me
Ne-Yo Covers Rolling Stone Korea 2025.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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😢
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Literally, Bruh. This is not a compliment.
If a man grabbed my stomach I’m pretty sure I’d pass away from embarrassment. It would send me spiraling 😭 Jiggle her thighs? Rub her double chin? Omg. I’ll just stop eating right now
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
MY FAVEEEEEEE!!!!
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I love the idea of Sinners just periodically returning to IMAX every quarter so everyone who wants to see it, can
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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And I’m sure Susan Collins is very concerned.
Republican senator now publicly defending Mark Kelly
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I need to start focusing on my work more anyway…
THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE THE INTERNET
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE THE INTERNET
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I always do.
Let me tell y’all a quick story…

I was at the store picking up a few things, and I noticed the cashier looked overwhelmed. The two customers before me were rude to her while she was trying her best. I usually mind my business, but when moments like this show up, you need to say something.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This how old men on Facebook take profile pictures
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
She tried to bite a dingleberry… a dried piece of shit stuck to his asshairs…
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I miss Fooler.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Get an annulment.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Hey. I don't know about y'all. But when I say "Universal" I mean UNIVERSAL.
I don't care whether or not a kids parents can pay for school lunch, just give them access to food if they want or need it.
Period.
Same for healthcare, housing, clean water etc.
Basic. Human. Needs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
She’s dumb. He obviously knew it was his fault & was embarrassed. I’m glad he ghosted her.
Y’all know the rules
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Librarians have always played a part in every revolution by protecting access to free vital information! 📚📕🏴🇦🇴
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Please tell me this was accompanied by a cashapp deposit?
Is this not crazy??? I can’t even take a hiatus 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Mr. Secretary, you seem confused. Mark Kelly was defending the Constitution. That’s leadership and you should try it.

This is an insurrection…
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Who wore it better?
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM