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Heather Woodward

@heatherwoodward.bsky.social

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Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW 🇮🇹 (+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things) #GDC2025 Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast All opinions here are my own

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · Aug 11

NEW GIG 🫡
I now go by “Heather Infinity-Wood-Ward”

#infinityward #narrativewriter

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 1h

They’re just the covers (but I’m likely going to buy that addition anyway 😅)

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 1h

It’s about time we as much money as it takes to put a person on the moon into games. MORE MONEY! MORE AAAAAAAAS!

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 1h

I liked it a lot! It’s super fun, super smart and everyone is very good in it. It was maybe a touch overhyped for me, I’m not quite as bananas over it as some people but definitely recommend it.

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 1h

Right?! I have too much makeup but I’m still considering it

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 2h

😂😂😂

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 4h

Ahhhh I want one

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 1d

Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 2d

First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 3d

Omg I don’t know why I’m so late to this but thank you for tagging me—I LOVE THIS😻

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 6d

Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 7d

This is about as specific and correct the algorithm could possibly be about me

#korn

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 8d

The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 8d

The entire US military and top commanders just got a jaw-dropping dose of “This meeting could’ve been an email”.

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 9d

Great news! I was able to buy a bunch of EA IP super cheap so now I can make my super-game,
“SIMS: Titan Fallen Order”

Projected revenue:
1,000 Jabillion dollars

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 9d

Thinking extra about my EA and Respawn friends today ♥️

What. A. World.

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 12d

@mannyhagopian.bsky.social

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 15d

Celebrated 20 years of #callofduty today even though for me personally it’s closer to 20 days

#infinityward

Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 16d

They’ve changed GDC from a conference to a festival which I assume means it’s going to be a week of graphic tees and endless Molly

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 16d

“People like Grogu, right?? Put out the Mandalorian trailer first thing Monday!!” a red-eyed Bob Iger yelled to Disney employees as he paced in the parking lot while sweating Red Bull.

#disney #starwars

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20d

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 20d

It’s cute watching Mitch McConnell try to get into heaven in the clutch

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Trump is president in ‘most dangerous period’ since second world war, Mitch McConnell says

Former Senate leader likens administration’s fixation with tariffs to isolationist policies of the US in the 1930s

www.theguardian.com

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Juan Escalante @juansaaa.com · 20d

DISNEY: Wins 5 Emmys for ANDOR, a show about resisting fascism

ALSO DISNEY: Bends the knee to the federal government and suspends Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel for resisting fascism

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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 21d

Hey! I have no idea how to do this, I’ve never made a List or Starter Pack before, but:

⭐️ If you’re a Games Writer/Narrative Designer looking for work, and you’d like to be added to my Starter Pack, lmk!
⭐️ If you’re looking to hire a Games Writer/Narrative Designer, check out this Starter Pack!

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 23d

Fr this coincidence has chilled me to my niche esoteric core

#dorothyparker

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