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Sidney Prescott sun, Laurie Strode moon, Erin Harson rising, Grace Le Domas Venus. I don't choose the bear, I am the fucking bear.

#bigaltimaenergy
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Perkins, Peele, Flanagan

Tammie, what were you doing with a boy named Tinky Stockings?!
It just feels like overconsumption crossing over into media and creative spaces. Like, are you watching this to get something out of it? Or are you watching it to say you did? I try to watch/read what's important to me and i want to live in that world for the short time I'm there.
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And finally, my all time hall of fame best holiday ad ever. I'm not dumb, I know this is all to sell products, but if in the process you deliver a compassionate masterpiece like this, I'll take 10 of whatever it is. Love is a verb.

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J&B - She, un cuento de J&B, English subs ("She, a tale by J&B", Diageo Spain, Christmas, 2022)
YouTube video by Marketing The Rainbow
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November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This one speaks for itself. The ending...

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The Beginner | John Lewis & Partners | Christmas Ad 2022
YouTube video by John Lewis
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November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This one hits on so many levels. The contemplative reflection on mortality, the memory of a Christmas that changed the trajectory of your life, remembering that there was a time that your parents saw & accepted you, even if they didn't in your adulthood. I sob every time.

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John Lewis Christmas advert 2018 featuring Elton John
YouTube video by The Sun
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November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm finding that most of my favorites tend to be animal focused. The ending to this one, along with the song, just fries me.

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John Lewis Christmas Advert 2014 #MontyThePenguin
YouTube video by Epicentro
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November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The one that stole my heart the hardest and has made this song forever a Christmas song to me.

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«The Bear And The Hare» - John Lewis Christmas Advert (2013) (HD)
YouTube video by Dmitry Lomtev
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November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just sent it to my Santa to ask for it for Christmas! It will go so well with my Papa on a Pew. You're wonderfully talented 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is beautiful 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I thought Joshua Odjick was like 18 tops, I was glad to see that he's 24 so I can respectfully gaze upon him admiringly when I see him in films 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm attracted to all genders but often I'll find myself watching a movie and seeing a young-looking actor who i think is hot, and I legit Google their age to determine if having a totally innocent crush on a person i will never meet is ok or disgusting. Maybe that's overkill but I'm not a perv.
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I love my Peeps! I don't know if they sell additional Peeps Jibbitz 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
We are abandoning God in the name of those who claim to speak for Him. We are placing the church over those they are supposed to serve. It's idolatry. I'm not surprised, I'm just tired and sad. We've fallen so far.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Women answering phones at the churches not only denying a mother a $20 can of formula but also not offering any other resources or even a prayer for her, and people saying it's not the church's responsibility to feed starving babies (?). It's bleak out there, y'all.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Other highlights: some rat-bastard piece of shit pastor at his pulpit wearing a Rolex, calling Nikalie a witch and wishing for her death while his congregation cheered, a pastor in his bathrobe making a video saying that a mother asking for a small can of formula for her baby was probably a scam...
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Neither do parrots. You can snooze an alarm, but you cannot snooze a tie-dyed chicken that can scream.
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM